Are You The Typical Bloke ?

**Estreeter** · 04-22-2011, 04:52 AM

Are You The Typical Bloke ?

I think quite a few members here could be classed as a typical male, the sort that females complain about, maybe even driven some to become lesbians

Is the TV remote exclusively yours ?
Do you have a fridge dedicated to beer ?
Unless drunk, do you do all the driving ?

Do any of these pictures remind you of your self ?

Your idea of entertainment

The only form of cooking you really enjoy

You'd rather dress like this

instead of

That's not a meal

this is a meal

I think most of us could relate to what I just wrote, well, maybe

**botogames** · 04-22-2011, 05:01 AM

Yes.

Love BBQ. drinking (a lot), women close their eyes when I walk by. Dress for failure, over weight, I have a chain on the remote locked to my chair.

Will not let anyone drive when I'm in the car, and I have my car decked out and no one can drive it.

I think I meet all of your standards, maybe I have a few more to add..

hate buying new cloths
Enjoy a hot dog over french food
rather watch TV than talk
and I like looking at porn

meegan01 · 04-22-2011, 08:55 AM

Yes...yes we are.

**Mal Hombre** · 04-22-2011, 08:58 AM

I'd have to say Yes to all those questions,I love BBQ,I dress for comfort not style and I like to keep the TV remote to hand(When there's anything on anyway),So I guess I am the Typical Bloke and I want steak and chips.

**Norbert84** · 04-22-2011, 11:09 AM

I'd say yes to all the pics except the first because I hate watching sports. I like to play basketball, ice hockey and riding the bike rather than watching others doing it. It makes no sense to me. Buying new clothes gives me the creeps but it's gotta be from time to time. I dress for comfort for the most time and avoid going to wedding parties for this reason.

Yes, I know, too much beer and heavy food are noxious but get me a beer and a steak. Nothing over a good BBQ.

**tygrkhat40** · 04-22-2011, 03:07 PM

The remote is mine, because I have my own TV. If I dress for style, I'm dressed comfortably. I'd rather have a 12-year-old scotch rather than a beer. And whether it's a meal fit for a king or peasant food, it's all good.

**shodan2011** · 04-22-2011, 06:40 PM

I suppose I am. The TV remote should always be mine, because I live on my own (no need to get the violins out

). I do rather appreciate a beer or four when I can afford it. I hate wearing a suit - I like to wear clothes that I feel comfortable in, rather than because some style idiot says it's the thing to wear. Food is, well food so it's all good.

whop · 04-22-2011, 09:02 PM

First pic is wrong. There is green stuff in the sandwiches and they are wearing ironed shirts. Those guys are not men!

Second, I hate BBQ. I prefer my food cooked, not half burnt half raw. Apart from that I'll eat anything as long as meat is a part of the meal.

Everyone else is a lousy driver, noone touches my car, I wear clothes, whatever is on top in the drawer that day, and I am king of the TV.

**Norbert84** · 04-22-2011, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whop

Second, I hate BBQ. I prefer my food cooked, not half burnt half raw.

You're gonna end up here for saying this: http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...death-row.html

Oh, the irony.

**ballyhoo** · 04-22-2011, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Your idea of entertainment

I wholeheartedly agree with everything, ES!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norbert84

I'd say yes to all the pics except the first because I hate watching sports.

if they're members here, they're not watching sports. it's porn!

Quote:

Originally Posted by whop

First pic is wrong. There is green stuff in the sandwiches and they are wearing ironed shirts.

the green stuff could be... well, you know. and the shirts might be straight
out of the package. had to look nice to impress the wives, so they'd leave!

and of course, this all leads up to the manliest of manly-man tasks;

(I know guys, but any chance I get to post a terlet... I do!)

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Mal Hombre El Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: deepest Hampshire Posts: 11,814 Thanks: 137,707 Thanked 127,011 Times in 12,678 Posts	I'd have to say Yes to all those questions,I love BBQ,I dress for comfort not style and I like to keep the TV remote to hand(When there's anything on anyway),So I guess I am the Typical Bloke and I want steak and chips. __________________ The Rules The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site. Mal Hombre Last edited by Mal Hombre; 04-22-2011 at 09:17 AM..

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04-22-2011, 08:55 AM	#3
meegan01 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 142 Thanks: 200 Thanked 812 Times in 139 Posts	Yes...yes we are.

04-22-2011, 11:09 AM	#5
Norbert84 Moderator Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Vienna Posts: 3,187 Thanks: 45,482 Thanked 38,413 Times in 3,225 Posts	I'd say yes to all the pics except the first because I hate watching sports. I like to play basketball, ice hockey and riding the bike rather than watching others doing it. It makes no sense to me. Buying new clothes gives me the creeps but it's gotta be from time to time. I dress for comfort for the most time and avoid going to wedding parties for this reason. Yes, I know, too much beer and heavy food are noxious but get me a beer and a steak. Nothing over a good BBQ.

04-22-2011, 03:07 PM	#6
tygrkhat40 Moderator Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 3,715 Thanks: 47,008 Thanked 33,037 Times in 3,720 Posts	The remote is mine, because I have my own TV. If I dress for style, I'm dressed comfortably. I'd rather have a 12-year-old scotch rather than a beer. And whether it's a meal fit for a king or peasant food, it's all good.

04-22-2011, 06:40 PM	#7
shodan2011 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: The Wild, Wild West Midlands Posts: 1,282 Thanks: 16,023 Thanked 15,935 Times in 1,306 Posts	I suppose I am. The TV remote should always be mine, because I live on my own (no need to get the violins out ). I do rather appreciate a beer or four when I can afford it. I hate wearing a suit - I like to wear clothes that I feel comfortable in, rather than because some style idiot says it's the thing to wear. Food is, well food so it's all good.

04-22-2011, 09:02 PM	#8
whop Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 131 Thanks: 932 Thanked 705 Times in 131 Posts	First pic is wrong. There is green stuff in the sandwiches and they are wearing ironed shirts. Those guys are not men! Second, I hate BBQ. I prefer my food cooked, not half burnt half raw. Apart from that I'll eat anything as long as meat is a part of the meal. Everyone else is a lousy driver, noone touches my car, I wear clothes, whatever is on top in the drawer that day, and I am king of the TV.