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Old 04-19-2011, 09:48 AM   #81
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Not many did at first

But when they discovered gold, everything changed and Englishmen begged to be deported
I think the weather and nice people swayed it.
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If i was an Australian, i'd probably be a moderator on a site very much like this one


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Vegemite is one aussie food I can't handle. WTF is it!?
Yeast extract, a by-product of beer.

tmee's right. We don't actually eat it. We just like to watch you guys try to
We generally have a far healthier diet



As for Aussie sheila's, some of the best in the world.



As to the lack of Aussie porn.
Why pay to watch, when you can be paid to participate?
I think the rest of the worlds female 'porn stars' feel a little threatend, as the expression 'to suck a golf ball through a garden hose' is just standard training for our outback girls who generally don't have adequate plumbing and have to siphon beer, water and fuel through various hoses.



Aussie girls are plentiful, talented down to earth and will bend over backwards to please you. .

Another brief word about our wildlife.
Never, under any circumstances, not even if he can prove he hasn't been drinking and takes a breathalyser test, Never let a dingo drive your car.
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:01 AM   #83
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We have a lot of whelks over here, they are also good to eat.

They are very slow moving, so not dangerous, unless they've gone off
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What a beauty, Had it been true about hallucinating after licking a Cane Toad, Sure as hell would have made dodging trams more fun...
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Vegemite is one aussie food WTF is it!?
In a word

YUM

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Blondiefan,

I gotta give it to you there mate, some of your Aussie 'Sheilas' are absolute ace!! Elle MacPherson and Nicole Kidman, should, IMHO, be on anyones 'I fancy that' list!!

One thingdoes puzzle me about Aussies though, if a guy has got red hair, you call him 'blue', where does that come from?? I am colour blind, but not that colour blind!
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Why don't they just have a big sign, saying PISS OFF!

Stone Fish
Known as the most venomous fish in the world, the stone fish lives on the bottom of the reefs, camouflaged as a rock. It lives above the Tropic of Capricorn but can be found in the Queensland Great Barrier Reef as well. Itís venom comes from the dorsal area, that is lined with 13 spines, causing shock, paralysis and tissue death depending on the severity of the sting. First aid consists of immobilizing the venom by bandaging the affected area then applying a hot compress. The pain is said to be so excruciating that it can lead to amputating the affected limb.



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Now here is one that is really gonna blow all your socks off

The legendary Bunyip , a supposed mythical creature, but I'm not so sure....from my hometown paper

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Another resident of Geelong claimed that he mother had been killed by a Bunyip at Barwon Lakes, just a few miles from Geelong. There are also reports of another local Geelong woman being killed at the Barwon River where the barge crossed to South Geelong.
Yet another local Aboriginal was said to have shown several deep wounds on his breast which were made by the claws of a Bunyip he came across at the Barwon River.
There are several noted disappearances of persons from Lake Modewarre, which many say were the work of the Bunyip.
Many Australians now do not believe in the Bunyip and disregard it as being purely mythological. There are some though, who do still believe in the Bunyip. The Bunyip is quite the celebrity, being touted in children's books, as toys and even making it on to television shows and movies.



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Check out this little fella.... Irukkandji....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish





I have a documentary film about these critters, and during the filming, both the Dr. making the film and his assistant were stung. Both knew what to do and were able to be saved, but they were given the full dose of morphine that they could be given, and were still screaming!! Anymore would have killed them.
The assistant was in hospital for 2 weeks. When asked about the pain from 1 -10, she said 11!
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One thingdoes puzzle me about Aussies though, if a guy has got red hair, you call him 'blue', where does that come from?? I am colour blind, but not that colour blind!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1173531AABL2SS
It's because we're great believers in irony and possibly derived from the rhyming slang that many of the older generation thought funny. 'Blue' also sounds a lot cooler when shouted out in an Aussie accent!

We (well most of us) had ancestors sent from the old country, as punishment, which may also have something to do with it?

True story. I had a mate years ago, bit of a surfer. He spent months in Queensland just being a beach bum and sleeping in his van, sometimes outside, eating Mango's etc, that grew wild where he camped and partying. Generally the seawater temperature for this region is about the same as the air temperature. Warm.
This is punishment?

Bring it on.

You're forgetting these little buggers
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