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Old August 29th, 2011, 12:02 AM   #31
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I don't know about your friend but It's really creepy when your PE teacher wants to see your wang.

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Old December 7th, 2013, 08:07 PM   #32
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Red face Bloody hell, bit of a nip in the air today.

Is it creepy if your mate wants to see your wang ?.

Nope.



Ah ya gotta love good old Wang
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Old December 7th, 2013, 08:37 PM   #33
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One word: yes.

I am happy sharing tales of wanking sessions on other threads here and will happily share material - as I used to at school - but showing another guy my cock? Erm, no...
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We used to have a competition at school to see who had the biggest. We were almost teenagers at the time. Everyone got measured against a 6 inch school ruler. We only ever needed a bigger one for a guy named Leslie. As time passed some of the girls who had heard of our competition became brave enough to help in the measuring.

I can assure you that having a girl or girls around, whilst getting your boyhood measured, at that young age, did not help in the slightest. Embarrassment kicked in.

So the boys that were confident with girls won all the time. In the measurement stakes and later on with the girls.

At least two of the boys being measured turned out to be gay. Not Leslie. If my memory is correct they never suffered from embarrassment.
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You got the girls involved? Jeepers creepers. I never got close to having a girl touch my bits until I was in my early twenties, but I can assure you that if as a teenager there was even the remotest chance of a girl getting her mitts on my cock I would have made bloody certain that there would have been no other guys around!
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I can top all this. My mate touched my cock I had a broken wing and a sprained wing, so if you wanted to pee you had to call a nurse. I asked him to put my pride and joy into a urine bottle and shake it at the end. When he was putting him into the bottle he quipped "not as big as mine"
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I can top all this. My mate touched my cock I had a broken wing and a sprained wing, so if you wanted to pee you had to call a nurse. I asked him to put my pride and joy into a urine bottle and shake it at the end. When he was putting him into the bottle he quipped "not as big as mine"
Treasure him. Greather love hath no man than to put a friend's penis in a urine bottle for him. I'd have let you expire of a burst bladder.
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