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Old 04-10-2012, 03:03 AM   #531
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Savannah-boring IMO
Teri Weigel-horrible screeching
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Old 04-15-2012, 07:35 AM   #532
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Sharon "Buttface" Mitchell Lovette and Chasey Lane
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Sharon Mitchell

I used to avoid renting or buying any video that she was in, regardless of how good the movie looked.
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Things that ruin porn for me:
-Spitting (as above)
-Double anal
-Skeeter Kerkove
-Hungarian bimbos with racoon-makeup who are dead from the hairline down (I worked at the London Erotica show one year and had the distinct misfortune of seeing the booth babes without their makeup on, man they were a load of skanky has-beens without their pancake.)
-Body builders
-My First Sex [whatever] and anything by Bangbros
-Marc Dorcel
-Rocco Siffredi
-Late 80s American porn (TT Boy, Tom Byron, Peter North)
I really wonder why you watch porn, or what you're llooking for in a porn movie?? Some cooking recipes perhaps?? :P
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Old 07-25-2012, 10:29 AM   #535
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Chloe Jones. Had some great pics in the beginning, but when she started doing hc vids... her voice was like a chainsaw. made me limb in a second.
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Any star that takes a dick for an extended period of time and all you get is an 'oh' or a 'yeah' or some kind of extended groan or maybe forced theatrics, just plain stinks and is stealing money. Not doing their job.

Chicks that like to F, F to pop. I like watching chicks that like to F and watching them pop. Here are a few listed characteristics of the "worst" pornstars:

- 10 minute "train tunnel" shots (in either the A or V and no matter the position)
- BJ shots over 5 minutes that are painfully repetitve, boring
- close-up shots in-between or throughout both of the above examples or otherwise that are held as close-ups for more than 10 seconds
- Shot not focused on star's face enough or barely
- Facial shots have few/no/forced grimaces, snarls, "fuck-me" eyes
- Little to none per dirty talk, maybe a "fuck!" if lucky
- Smiling & Laughing - NEVER DO THAT - this ain't the comedy hour, I want fucking not Bozo the Clown
- Banter/Joking/Talking outside of dirty talk
- Awkward glances away from the scene maybe at the camara or some douchebag distracting them off stage, etc
- Any shot with repetition and over a few minutes that is not building up to a REAL orgasm (the chick's orgasm I mean as I don't care about cum & facials & anything else having to do with the male side of things)
- "Going through the motions" face & the fake orgasm

There is probably more too. But if you want to see how it SHOULD be done. Watch the greatest pornstar of all time - past, present and if one ever comes along in the future then I can't even imagine what she might be like.

Watch Chloe (AKA Chloe Nicole) - She is just breathtaking to watch. She is a fuck machine and she fucks like she's got a screw loose and it's incredible. She does everything the right way. I could go on and on. Just check her out and I would love to hear you tell me she's a bore or otherwise bad as I would be even moreso pleased to direct you to the gay forums.


I agree Chloe is everything a porn star should be she really loves her work and seems to get an enormous amount of pleasure from it, her orgasms appear to be the real deal. Another lady who appears to get off regularly in vids is Roxanne Hall. Georgina Spelvin in The Devil in Miss Jones her DP orgasm has to be one of the best scenes ever. I love the way she orders the 2 guys how to fuck her.
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I agree with the Choice of Annette Haven also never saw Desiree Cousteau do much that gave me a boner. I also didn't like Sharon Kane either. Any female porn star that doesn't take facials, swallow or do DP's DAP's or DPP's shouldn't be in the business. I hate silicon boobs and tatts too they don't look classy at all just makes them look like slags. Imagine what they are going to look like in 20 to 30 years from now faded and hanging on to wrinkles of skin lol.
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Helga Sven makes me very limp - pysically and mentally unattractive.
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The frontline pornstars of the past that did nothing for me resulted in a tie between Gloria Leonard and Vanessa Del Rio. There were lesser knowns that I didn't care for nor did they do anything to get my temperature rising but these two "big stars" were simply boring for me.
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There's more than a hint of unpleasant misogyny in various posts in this thread. I don't really want to add to that. However...

Juliet Anderson. Sorry, never my cup of tea at all. I don't think we really "get" the whole milf thing in the UK, though it seems to be such a big obsession in the US for some reason. The term "milf" didn't even exist here until a few years ago and is rarely used even now outside porn circles.

There are a few devotees of "the older woman" but they are very few and considered a bit oddball. You certainly wouldn't get teenage boys here fantasizing about/chasing after women twice their age, as they often seem to do in mainstream US movies. The UK reaction to that is usually: "Oh for God's sake! Pull yourself together!"

As such JA/Aunt Peg came across as a sort of porn novelty act to me. I always suspected she was being foisted upon us by middle aged porn directors who should have known better. It didn't help either that she always reminded me a little of a (slightly) younger Margaret Thatcher. As a Brit, believe me, that was the last thing I wanted to see in a porn movie.

I was going to say that I had nothing against her personally, but...I'm not sure. I recently heard a story from someone who was on the set of the movie Vista Valley PTA about a confrontation with another performer, which basically led to Anthony Spinelli (an important, well-connected figure at the time, who was basically in thrall to JA) ensuring that the other actress involved never appeared in a feature movie ever again.
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