Post your corny jokes - Page 887

**Jonno71** · November 21st, 2014, 11:08 AM

Michael Phelps has just found out via the media his girlfriend was born a man.

I bet he's feeling a right dick right about now.

**Jeff Vader** · November 23rd, 2014, 09:05 AM

Sickipedia one liners.

Because we shouldn't have to think up our own Facebook statuses.

**Jonno71** · November 27th, 2014, 10:47 PM

This Christmas, give the gift that keeps on giving... Ebola

There is loads of black people out today... I think they got the wrong idea of Black Friday.

Just opened the box I took delivery of this morning to find a Pakistani woman named Mrs Patel inside. I know its Black Friday, but that is not my original Amazon order.

**gmcbee** · November 28th, 2014, 04:01 PM

This just in: All the folks in Ferguson have finished their Christmas shopping.

**DonnyJoe** · November 30th, 2014, 02:33 AM

Did you hear about the two guys who got into an argument at the gay bar?

They went outside to exchange blows.

**Jeff Vader** · December 2nd, 2014, 05:16 PM

I gave my first ever blow job to my boyfriend today. Afterwards I had a pint of Fosters.

Well, I had to do something to get that horrible taste out of my mouth.

So I gave him another blow job.

**Mal Hombre** · December 2nd, 2014, 06:30 PM

Things are much brighter for Me now,Last week I was in a very dark place-The cupboard under the stairs..

Aaron · December 3rd, 2014, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Things are much brighter for Me now,Last week I was in a very dark place-The cupboard under the stairs..

You're a wizard, Mal Hombre, and a thumpin' good one! -- Hagrid --

**Jeff Vader** · December 3rd, 2014, 07:47 PM

One of my mental patients stormed in earlier and shouted,"Why am I a telephone!?"

So,I said to the nurse, "Whatever you do,don't answer him."

**slisse** · December 4th, 2014, 01:02 PM

Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "Fuck" or "Fucking" 506 times.

That actually beats a record set by my dad in 2003, trying to put an IKEA chair together.

November 23rd, 2014, 09:05 AM	#8862
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November 30th, 2014, 02:33 AM	#8865
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December 2nd, 2014, 05:16 PM	#8866
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,021 Times in 6,511 Posts	I gave my first ever blow job to my boyfriend today. Afterwards I had a pint of Fosters. Well, I had to do something to get that horrible taste out of my mouth. So I gave him another blow job. __________________ Please read the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Model ID To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. :

December 2nd, 2014, 06:30 PM	#8867
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December 3rd, 2014, 07:47 PM	#8869
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,021 Times in 6,511 Posts	One of my mental patients stormed in earlier and shouted,"Why am I a telephone!?" So,I said to the nurse, "Whatever you do,don't answer him." __________________ Please read the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Model ID To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. :

November 21st, 2014, 11:08 AM	#8861
Jonno71 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Right here... Right now. Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 8,831 Thanked 75,961 Times in 1,503 Posts	Michael Phelps has just found out via the media his girlfriend was born a man. I bet he's feeling a right dick right about now.

November 27th, 2014, 10:47 PM	#8863
Jonno71 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Right here... Right now. Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 8,831 Thanked 75,961 Times in 1,503 Posts	This Christmas, give the gift that keeps on giving... Ebola There is loads of black people out today... I think they got the wrong idea of Black Friday. Just opened the box I took delivery of this morning to find a Pakistani woman named Mrs Patel inside. I know its Black Friday, but that is not my original Amazon order.

November 28th, 2014, 04:01 PM	#8864
gmcbee Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus. Posts: 1,065 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,042 Posts	This just in: All the folks in Ferguson have finished their Christmas shopping.

December 4th, 2014, 01:02 PM	#8870
slisse Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: BE Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 32,668 Thanked 72,544 Times in 2,481 Posts	Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "Fuck" or "Fucking" 506 times. That actually beats a record set by my dad in 2003, trying to put an IKEA chair together. __________________ Life is short, so try to make the best of it. If any of my links isn't working, please send me a PM so I can fix it. Thank you.