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September 14th, 2014, 09:27 PM	#2971
Pakalolobudz Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hawaii Posts: 207 Thanks: 9,228 Thanked 3,104 Times in 197 Posts	Fritz I don't know the name of the theme park, I'll bet the annual pass is enormous. I wish me a girl with a love for math

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September 15th, 2014, 02:52 PM	#2972
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 153,135 Times in 9,629 Posts	Here you go Paka, a girl who loves meth. What? Oh, math, not meth. That's very different. Never mind. OK then, here's Danica McKellar, actress and self-proclaimed math geek. I wish for a skinny-dipping girl. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 15th, 2014, 03:02 PM	#2973
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,530 Thanked 639,940 Times in 52,061 Posts	Is she ok ? I wish me a milk drinking girl. Last edited by Silicone Carne; September 15th, 2014 at 06:31 PM.. Reason: wrong wish

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September 15th, 2014, 08:32 PM	#2974
Frits Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 5,565 Thanks: 29,166 Thanked 75,527 Times in 5,552 Posts	I wish me a girl with nothing up the sleeve __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Где говорят деньги, там молчит совесть."

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September 16th, 2014, 11:18 AM	#2975
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,702 Times in 4,288 Posts	......no sleeves needed I wish me a girl with a love for public nudity __________________ The difference between a wife and a job is that after 5 years the job still sucks.....

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September 17th, 2014, 04:38 AM	#2976
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,451 Thanks: 55,807 Thanked 72,925 Times in 5,422 Posts	Nikola off on one of her jaunts... I wish me a girl who is showing off more than she intends to...

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September 18th, 2014, 12:05 AM

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She is... or perhaps she meant to all along...

I wish me a girl with a long skirt and no undies.

... and by the way Sir Estreeter:

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I wish me a girl with a real hamburger

... (liking where you were coming from there, but) may I recommend a listening to Hamburger Martyr by the much loved, much missed Killdozer... "... now that's what I call a hamburger...!"...?

... you'll all probably hate it! ... Ah well...!

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September 18th, 2014, 05:46 PM	#2978
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,451 Thanks: 55,807 Thanked 72,925 Times in 5,422 Posts	Always the bridesmaid... I wish me a girl playing with herself at the beach

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September 18th, 2014, 07:30 PM	#2979
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,702 Times in 4,288 Posts	Its why we love the beach....... I wish me a girl with multiple dildos __________________ The difference between a wife and a job is that after 5 years the job still sucks.....

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September 18th, 2014, 08:44 PM	#2980
YxjwEn46G Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22 Thanks: 140 Thanked 245 Times in 20 Posts	Multiple dildos and having a shower I wish me a girl with curly hair.

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