What annoys you the most ? - Page 1261

**Mal Hombre** · June 11th, 2018, 05:30 PM

Beardist !

**bloke57** · June 11th, 2018, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Beardist !

I rest my case!

**Mal Hombre** · June 11th, 2018, 05:40 PM

I forgive You,For You know not what You do..

**bloke57** · June 11th, 2018, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I forgive You,For You know not what You do..

Of course, all first century Jewish carpenters looked like that!

**Roubignol** · June 11th, 2018, 07:57 PM

People thinking and spreading craps like "environmental resources on Earth are unlimited".

**Reclaimedwg** · June 11th, 2018, 09:21 PM

Drivers on the highway going below the posted speed limit and holding up the left lane which is the fast lane.

Then when you try to pass them on their right, they speed up.

**rupertramjet** · June 11th, 2018, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Beardist !

Fin AYE you tell him Mal!!!!

I tell people I have a beard because it hides the scars! Actually there are none, but it hides the double chin!

**Dr Pepper** · June 11th, 2018, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Ooops! Sorry, I didn't realise it was a medical condition.

From now on I will refer to them as "differently shaved"

Or 'hirsutely endowed'......['mentumly follicated' if you're of the medical persuasion...]

**Arturo2nd** · June 11th, 2018, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Driving home today, I followed a sunglasses-wearing, beardy chap in a black car who clearly thought he was the bee's knees.

First he chucked his still alight cigarette butt out of the car window, then slung an empty plastic bottle out onto the grass verge near where I live.

I'd loved to have stopped this low life bastard - not to beat him up (I'm too little) but just to ask him how he became such a low grade piece of pond life?

Why does he have no respect for other people and the environment? What sort of job does he do and what kind of person do his workmates and family think he is?

A guy like that is so far from my life standards that I would genuinely like to know.

And yet there are some silly rules about firing shotguns at such folks who clearly need killing.

**bloke57** · June 11th, 2018, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian249x

And yet there are some silly rules about firing shotguns at such folks who clearly need killing.

I dream of more fitting punishments. Imagine if he arrived home one day to find his house absolutely jam-packed with ciggie butts and old plastic bottles - plus a note saying "I think you lost these"

Oh for the gift of telekinesis!

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June 11th, 2018, 05:30 PM	#12601
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June 11th, 2018, 07:57 PM	#12605
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,726 Times in 3,826 Posts	People thinking and spreading craps like "environmental resources on Earth are unlimited".

June 11th, 2018, 09:21 PM	#12606
Reclaimedwg Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,414 Thanks: 7,709 Thanked 26,946 Times in 3,089 Posts	Drivers on the highway going below the posted speed limit and holding up the left lane which is the fast lane. Then when you try to pass them on their right, they speed up.