What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 76

MaxJoker · June 8th, 2015, 03:58 PM

That if you mix this combination

On pork shoulder steaks .

Don`t be surprised if you can't feel your bum cheeks the next morning

Yeah and you all know how much I enjoy doing that

How Hades hot was it you ask

Well let`s just say I believe licking the surface of the Sun would have felt a whimsy cooler.

Uh huh.

Intend to make the same again next Sunday

**hound dog** · June 9th, 2015, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That if you mix this combination

Well let`s just say I believe licking the surface of the Sun would have felt a whimsy cooler.

Intend to make the same again next Sunday

Some might describe your behavior as masochistic

**SanteeFats** · June 9th, 2015, 08:39 PM

I found out the Sioux chief Crazy Horse had a son called Demented Pony.

**mellowyellow** · June 16th, 2015, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That if you mix this combination

On pork shoulder steaks .

Don`t be surprised if you can't feel your bum cheeks the next morning

These bottles are here only to remind you what your arse is for, and that you actually have one..

Estreeter · June 18th, 2015, 04:04 PM

Today I learned just why cheap dunny roll is cheap

MaxJoker · June 18th, 2015, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by hound dog

Some might describe your behavior as masochistic

Uh huh and it`s a personality trait

Why else do you think I agreed to be a M.O.D on here

Estreeter · July 2nd, 2015, 01:37 PM

Today I learned a very valuable lesson,

Never, ever use your mouth and teeth to loosen the lid of an older tube of super glue

MaxJoker · July 2nd, 2015, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Today I learned a very valuable lesson,

Never, ever use your mouth and teeth to loosen the lid of an older tube of super glue

Hope it`s going to slow down your daily takeaway and beer intake any

**SanteeFats** · July 2nd, 2015, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Never, ever use your mouth and teeth to loosen the lid of an older tube of super glue

Loosen or crack any teeth??

**SanteeFats** · July 2nd, 2015, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Hope it`s going to slow down your daily takeaway and beer intake any

Your hard hearted Max unless you forgot the NOT between it's and going to slow.

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SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,854 Thanks: 281,915 Thanked 814,453 Times in 60,901 Posts	I found out the Sioux chief Crazy Horse had a son called Demented Pony.