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**DTravel** · December 13th, 2018, 08:34 PM

The only proper way to light a cigar is with dragon's breath.

**bloke57** · December 13th, 2018, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTravel

The only proper way to light a cigar is with dragon's breath.

Hey! Weird coincidence.

I always fire up my pet dragon using a cigar.

**Randy_Mann** · December 14th, 2018, 01:14 AM

WHAAT???????

Yea right!

Roger Miller:
"God didn't make little green apples
And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime
There's no such thing as Dr. Zeus, Disneyland, and Mother Goose no nursery rhyme...."

But then hey! Why bother with alcohol when you can afford the best (worst ?)
drugs on the market?

You go Keith!

https://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...213-story.html

**Reclaimedwg** · December 14th, 2018, 01:17 AM

God damn!

Have y'all see this?

Whose job was it to attach the passenger to the glider?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBJA8SlH2w

**Reclaimedwg** · December 14th, 2018, 08:04 AM

Have y'all seen this?

I thought I've seen it all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyE9Z9rQeQ4

story here:

https://nypost.com/2018/09/03/cops-i...h-speed-chase/

Estreeter · December 14th, 2018, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy_Mann

WHAAT???????

Keith Richards Gives up Alcohol

And I thought he'd be the coolest of the cool till the day he dies, which should be around 2155

**old alal** · December 14th, 2018, 11:33 AM

If Keeeefff's given up. I'd better step up and help the Brewers, and Distillers.

**rosestone** · December 14th, 2018, 12:31 PM

My idea for a new Jurassic Park movie, plot thus:

By a series of happenstances, coincidences and youthful derring-do, two teenage siblings - one highly-strung but with a precocious talent for science, the other just discovering the opposite sex for the first time - find themselves in an extremely dangerous situation with the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, a place they were just visiting to try and distract from their parent's impending divorce and their daddy-issues.

Then they're both eviscerated by a velociraptor in the first 5 minutes, and the rest of the film follows the Bob Peck/Samuel L Jackson/Pete Postlethwaite character.

The end.

Estreeter · December 14th, 2018, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rosestone

My idea for a new Jurassic Park movie, plot thus:

I have one also for Jurassic Park

Plot ...
Carnivores eat all the Herbivores.

The End

**Mal Hombre** · December 14th, 2018, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rosestone

My idea for a new Jurassic Park movie, plot thus:

The end.

Why does a mention of Keef make You think about Jurassic Park ? The thing that came nearest to killing Keith Richards was a set of encyclopedias..

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December 14th, 2018, 01:14 AM	#6933
Randy_Mann R.I.P. Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 2,313 Thanks: 92,218 Thanked 63,942 Times in 2,316 Posts	Keith Richards Gives up Alcohol WHAAT??????? Yea right! Roger Miller: "God didn't make little green apples And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime There's no such thing as Dr. Zeus, Disneyland, and Mother Goose no nursery rhyme...." But then hey! Why bother with alcohol when you can afford the best (worst ?) drugs on the market? You go Keith! https://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...213-story.html __________________ If any of my video links go bad, please PM me. TIA - I cannot replace images. I'm not a complete idiot... some parts are missing. Last edited by Randy_Mann; December 14th, 2018 at 03:06 PM.. Reason: typo

December 14th, 2018, 11:33 AM	#6937
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December 14th, 2018, 01:17 AM	#6934
Reclaimedwg Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,414 Thanks: 7,709 Thanked 26,946 Times in 3,089 Posts	God damn! Have y'all see this? Whose job was it to attach the passenger to the glider? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBJA8SlH2w

December 14th, 2018, 08:04 AM	#6935
Reclaimedwg Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,414 Thanks: 7,709 Thanked 26,946 Times in 3,089 Posts	Have y'all seen this? I thought I've seen it all! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyE9Z9rQeQ4 story here: https://nypost.com/2018/09/03/cops-i...h-speed-chase/

December 14th, 2018, 12:31 PM	#6938
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	My idea for a new Jurassic Park movie, plot thus: By a series of happenstances, coincidences and youthful derring-do, two teenage siblings - one highly-strung but with a precocious talent for science, the other just discovering the opposite sex for the first time - find themselves in an extremely dangerous situation with the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, a place they were just visiting to try and distract from their parent's impending divorce and their daddy-issues. Then they're both eviscerated by a velociraptor in the first 5 minutes, and the rest of the film follows the Bob Peck/Samuel L Jackson/Pete Postlethwaite character. The end.