What would you do with a Billion ?

MaxJoker · November 27th, 2008, 03:25 PM

Now i`m talking about a Billion bond, as in no tax required and totally untraceable , just like most of us might be if we had that crispy sucker folded up and stuffed down our back pocket i reckon.

Me i think i`d first take an anti gravity holiday in space with a selection of up and coming young wannabe actresses , then on re-entry i`d personally fund this site to a ridiculous sum .So that that those who do the behind the scenes drudge work are at least compensated somewhat for their efforts , and it would enable this place to become the fully fledged website it's numbers show it deserves .

Not to mention the fact i`d maybe get more respect because i`m telling you " I don`t get no respect". When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru" , and my mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Even my pet let me down .What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

**kiwi** · November 27th, 2008, 03:40 PM

Hey, Greenskull, I was a bit miffed as you don't have a poll - You always have a poll ...

Well, ok maybe not always, But how about a poll? - I am a big fan of your polls!

What would I do with all that dosh? Spend it.

Kiwi

I'll tell you l8r what - need to think about it ...

**knobby109** · November 27th, 2008, 05:15 PM

that's about four hundred million pints.....should keep me going past Christmas.

**steve40** · November 27th, 2008, 05:20 PM

if i had that sort of cash i would leave this country and get myself a hareem of filipino girls to keep me happy, ha ha

parrabol · November 27th, 2008, 09:32 PM

two chicks at the same time. i think if i was a billionaire i could hook something like that up. and i know that not all chicks dig money, but the kind that would double up on a guy like me do.

shagger · November 28th, 2008, 04:48 PM

buy quite a few pornos with that there cash methinks

buggeration · November 28th, 2008, 07:21 PM

Watch all the assholes that I passed on the way down who thought they were better than me, squirm with embarrassment as I pass them again on the way back up. That old adage, 'Fuck You,' comes to mind for some strange reason.

DebbieKong · November 28th, 2008, 11:17 PM

Buy some 80 year old Scotch.

Start my own porn production studio.

Offer a million dollars to Buffy Davis in exchange for a 1 hour interview. That would be my first, non sex, porn production.

culnrowe · November 28th, 2008, 11:31 PM

Invest it in the shares of major banks - that could never go wrong.

**DTravel** · November 29th, 2008, 04:35 AM

Buy a house, buy a customized RV & off-road vehicle to tow behind it, with things like a satellite broadband uplink & TV receiver. Then spend the rest of my life cruising around North America seeing all the National Parks while posting annoying things on the 'net (cause I could get away with it, afterall, how would you find me since I'm always on the road?).

November 27th, 2008, 03:25 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What would you do with a Billion ? Now i`m talking about a Billion bond, as in no tax required and totally untraceable , just like most of us might be if we had that crispy sucker folded up and stuffed down our back pocket i reckon. Me i think i`d first take an anti gravity holiday in space with a selection of up and coming young wannabe actresses , then on re-entry i`d personally fund this site to a ridiculous sum .So that that those who do the behind the scenes drudge work are at least compensated somewhat for their efforts , and it would enable this place to become the fully fledged website it's numbers show it deserves . Not to mention the fact i`d maybe get more respect because i`m telling you " I don`t get no respect". When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru" , and my mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Even my pet let me down .What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; November 29th, 2008 at 01:00 AM.. Reason: Because i don`t get no respect

November 27th, 2008, 03:40 PM	#2
kiwi I'm a hornisod Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here @ VEF Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 6,194 Thanked 69,682 Times in 1,447 Posts	Hey, Greenskull, I was a bit miffed as you don't have a poll - You always have a poll ... Well, ok maybe not always, But how about a poll? - I am a big fan of your polls! What would I do with all that dosh? Spend it. Kiwi I'll tell you l8r what - need to think about it ... __________________ Love All The People To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 28th, 2008, 07:21 PM	#7
buggeration Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfway between here and there! Posts: 296 Thanks: 281 Thanked 2,510 Times in 277 Posts	Watch all the assholes that I passed on the way down who thought they were better than me, squirm with embarrassment as I pass them again on the way back up. That old adage, 'Fuck You,' comes to mind for some strange reason. __________________ We don't grow up; we just grow old.

November 28th, 2008, 11:17 PM	#8
DebbieKong Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 125 Thanks: 1,705 Thanked 6,848 Times in 122 Posts	Buy some 80 year old Scotch. Start my own porn production studio. Offer a million dollars to Buffy Davis in exchange for a 1 hour interview. That would be my first, non sex, porn production. Last edited by DebbieKong; November 28th, 2008 at 11:18 PM.. Reason: Grammar

November 29th, 2008, 04:35 AM	#10
DTravel Lean Mean Screencap Machine Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Better you don't know. Posts: 23,804 Thanks: 10,480 Thanked 207,303 Times in 23,713 Posts	Buy a house, buy a customized RV & off-road vehicle to tow behind it, with things like a satellite broadband uplink & TV receiver. Then spend the rest of my life cruising around North America seeing all the National Parks while posting annoying things on the 'net (cause I could get away with it, afterall, how would you find me since I'm always on the road?). __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I rage and weep for my country. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.

November 27th, 2008, 05:15 PM	#3
knobby109 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,736 Thanks: 144 Thanked 14,338 Times in 1,702 Posts	that's about four hundred million pints.....should keep me going past Christmas.

November 27th, 2008, 05:20 PM	#4
steve40 Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: here at vef Posts: 824 Thanks: 5,616 Thanked 8,815 Times in 778 Posts	if i had that sort of cash i would leave this country and get myself a hareem of filipino girls to keep me happy, ha ha

November 27th, 2008, 09:32 PM	#5
parrabol Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 50 Thanks: 1,085 Thanked 351 Times in 46 Posts	two chicks at the same time. i think if i was a billionaire i could hook something like that up. and i know that not all chicks dig money, but the kind that would double up on a guy like me do.

November 28th, 2008, 04:48 PM	#6
shagger Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 117 Thanks: 8 Thanked 355 Times in 93 Posts	buy quite a few pornos with that there cash methinks

November 28th, 2008, 11:31 PM	#9
culnrowe Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 73 Thanks: 440 Thanked 1,086 Times in 71 Posts	Invest it in the shares of major banks - that could never go wrong.

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