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A. With a very sarcastic arrow
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January 28th, 2018, 10:48 PM
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January 28th, 2018, 10:49 PM
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January 29th, 2018, 12:46 AM
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January 29th, 2018, 09:51 AM
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January 30th, 2018, 01:08 PM
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January 30th, 2018, 09:45 PM
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January 30th, 2018, 10:03 PM
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January 31st, 2018, 01:28 PM
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