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June 15th, 2018, 12:01 PM | #1401 |
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That's terrible
I think babies should tell dead trailmaster jokes
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Husband: Hello my darling, you look so sexy in that outfit. It makes me want to stick my
big cock into your mouth and cum all over your face. Wife: George I can hear you on the baby monitor.
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Irishman shagging a bird, after they had finished says to her, have you got AIDS. Of course not she replied. Thank fuck for that he says. Don't want to catch that again.
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They should use Muslims instead of laboratory rats in experiments I believe ,
Well Muslims breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.
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June 17th, 2018, 03:31 AM | #1406 |
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It is my understanding that lab rats are being replaced by lawyers, for similar reasons. Researchers don't become attached to lawyers and animal rights activists don't care what you do to lawyers. Also, there are somethings experiments so disgusting that lab rats won't do them.
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What do you get when you set fire to a coach load of Indians then send the screaming lot of them careering over a cliff ? ,
Well if you`re anything like me it`s an erection. Why don’t Muslims light up a cigarette after sex ? , Because second hand smoke is especially dangerous for very young children. What do you call the offspring of an African and someone Chinese ? , A chigger. Why does a Jew pick his nose when its blocked ? , Cheaper than using a tissue.
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The last and best dead baby jokes:
Q: What's worse(or more fun) than a dead baby in an art class? A: Pinning it up on the bulletin board. Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before. Q: Did you know it takes five dead babies to make just one bottle of baby oil? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy... Suddenly the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall!! Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud shriek and hollers My God!!! What have you done to my baby??!!! The nurse chuckles a little to herself "April Fools", she says...He was already dead!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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OK, there have been many off colour, sickening, twisted, crude, politically incorrect, sexist, racist, homophobic and completely warped jokes humour and images in this thread , so, I will now apologise for possibly the worst of them all
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