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Old January 9th, 2010, 01:37 PM   #11
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Question Somebody...

"Then" or "than" ...

You can't blame me for not knowing,
i'm not English..
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Old January 10th, 2010, 04:24 PM   #12
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"Then" or "than" ...

You can't blame me for not knowing,
i'm not English..

Then refers to time:
"We ate herring
then we drank our melted butter."
"Maria's breasts popped out,
then everyone looked."
"It happened just
then, just as I was zipping up my pants"

Than refers to a choice or a difference:
"I would rather have the bowl of peas than the bowl of broken glass"
"The coo-coo clock is a much better gift
than the bag of scorpions."
"Other
than the man who died we all had a great time"
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Old January 11th, 2010, 12:02 PM   #13
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Library... it isn't LIBARY like 'Cleatus' says

and

Beaureaucrat (sp?) I can't even spell it and I is one two !!!
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Desiccated. Gets me every time - just looks wrong!!! Fortunately not a word I use very often.
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The pope decides that the ancient holy texts should be reviewed in attempt to modernise the Catholic church.
He was concerned that there might have been mistakes made as the ancient monks would make hand written copies from copies etc.
Next day he was approached by an ashen faced cardinal.
"I have found a terrible mistake in the the holy texts" he says " in the original it says CELIBRATE !"
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School seems to be a toughie ...

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My favourite word is phlegm pronounced "flem".

An unpleasant subject matter but an astonishingly large number of superfluous letters in a single syllable more than makes up for this.

Oh yes - it's Chimney not Chimley - that one annoys me.
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Slight digression, but:
Most letters in a word of one syllable.

Straight

Anyone got nine?
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I wuz learned in an American skool, so I know that I talk good and rite maybe better even. But itz troo , spillin t'aint my strong sewt. Grammer am.
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Slight digression, but:
Most letters in a word of one syllable.

Straight

Anyone got nine?
Also, strength. Most consonants in a one syllable word.
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