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October 1st, 2016, 04:57 PM | #1001 |
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Who was Poland's man of the year ?
Nobody How do you sing the Polish national anthem ? Trick question ,you don't sing it You fart it How do you know a Polack is a genuine Polack ? By the fresh shit in his passport
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October 1st, 2016, 06:01 PM | #1002 |
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This post represents the only Marine jokes I know of (I've already told the "train tracks" one):
Q. Which Marines had the weirdest names? A. There was Smedley Butler (anal vapor guy?) and Chesty Puller (almost sounds like a hermaphrodite pornstar...) OK, now I think the Marines will kick my ass for saying it, but I have always found that they are somehow weird/creepy/arrogant/violent people. Maybe they are a cult?! |
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October 1st, 2016, 07:44 PM | #1004 |
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@CaptPike: There are no such thing as ex-Marines!
"Once A Marine, Always A Marine" [which the U.S. Army 27th Infantry borrowed with the "Once A Wolfhound, Always A Wolfhound"] Drew Carey and a few other less well known Marines are OK, but the porn-hating Simon Leis should be the subject of criticism at VEF. Maybe I'm biased because I have a lot of relatives who were Army or Army Air Corps in WW2. |
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October 1st, 2016, 08:35 PM | #1005 |
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I am willing to backpedal about 2%, even though three people of Marine backgrounds bullied me 1992-2013.
Chesty Puller himself didn't totally like the nickname; this can be verified on Wikipedia and other sites if you think Wikipedia is not reputable enough. Smedley Butler had the right ideas about foreign policy, though. He questioned why the Marines had been used for pacifying countries that were less accepting of big businesses from America. He thought that U.S. military personnel should never leave U.S. territory except on an errand of mercy, or in response to an attack on America itself. This is about what Gary Johnson and Ron Paul have been advocating in the 2010s. Maybe it's just because the first person who tried to call himself "Smedley" in grade school was some 7th-grader who eventually made fun of me and my family; it's a negative word association, just like "Snidely" [Whiplash] is the bad guy versus Dudley Do-Right. |
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2 blokes were walking down a street and see a dog on the grass, licking it's balls. One bloke says to the other, "I wish I could do that". The other bloke says, "Don't you think you should to pet him first "
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What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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Last USMC joke I can recall:
"The Army and Navy are run like military services. The Air Force is run like a corporation. But the United States Marine Corps is a religion!" [because] "On the eighth day, God created Marines!!!" |
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