I am a man, but I sometimes fake orgasm because sometimes I'm just too tired/sleepy

af250xxl · January 29th, 2017, 07:39 PM

I am a man, but I sometimes fake orgasm because sometimes I'm just too tired/sleepy...

there, I said it... now.. the question is, I can't be the only man doing this, right?

**snowy25** · January 29th, 2017, 08:05 PM

I am 100% you are not the only one. In fact I think there are plenty of men who do exactly the same thing for exactly the same reasons.

I myself have never done it but that is for a couple of reasons. Firstly when I was banging around like a male whore I was a lot younger. So sex was all it was about and it was all about me and not her at that age. Then when I got older and some say a little wiser things changed. I only slept with women who I was in a long term relationship with. We only ever had sex when we were both up for it. So tiredness or sleepiness never came into it. If one of us was was horny but the other not we would compromise and do everything but sex. It very hard to fake that shit when you are getting a blowjob.

**otokonomidori** · January 29th, 2017, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by af250xxl

I am a man, but I sometimes fake orgasm because sometimes I'm just too tired/sleepy...

Why not just abort the wank?

**brk549** · January 30th, 2017, 10:49 AM

You may as well when your hand falls asleep.

MaxJoker · January 30th, 2017, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by af250xxl

I am a man

Where`s the proof

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Originally Posted by af250xxl

but I sometimes fake orgasm because sometimes I'm just too tired/sleepy...
there, I said it... now.. the question is, I can't be the only man doing this, right?

Phew , and here was me thinking I was alone in keeping a squeezy mayonnaise bottle under the pillow for "Emergencies"

**haroldeye** · January 30th, 2017, 01:09 PM

Liquid soap Max!

Estreeter · January 30th, 2017, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by haroldeye

Liquid soap Max!

I heard that works well with coarse sandpaper

MaxJoker · January 30th, 2017, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I heard that works well with coarse sandpaper

Coarse sandpaper

How`d you know my pet name for the ex

Estreeter · January 31st, 2017, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Coarse sandpaper

How`d you know my pet name for the ex

I thought her real name was Grinding Disc

MaxJoker · January 31st, 2017, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I thought her real name was Grinding Disc

Oy Vey I should have been so lucky , already

January 29th, 2017, 07:39 PM	#1
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January 29th, 2017, 08:05 PM	#2
snowy25 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,274 Thanks: 6,664 Thanked 23,142 Times in 2,260 Posts	I am 100% you are not the only one. In fact I think there are plenty of men who do exactly the same thing for exactly the same reasons. I myself have never done it but that is for a couple of reasons. Firstly when I was banging around like a male whore I was a lot younger. So sex was all it was about and it was all about me and not her at that age. Then when I got older and some say a little wiser things changed. I only slept with women who I was in a long term relationship with. We only ever had sex when we were both up for it. So tiredness or sleepiness never came into it. If one of us was was horny but the other not we would compromise and do everything but sex. It very hard to fake that shit when you are getting a blowjob.

January 30th, 2017, 10:49 AM	#4
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	You may as well when your hand falls asleep.

January 30th, 2017, 01:09 PM	#6
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,715 Thanks: 113,487 Thanked 59,962 Times in 5,707 Posts	Liquid soap Max!