What if you lived in Australia? - Page 693

**effCup** · January 26th, 2018, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

a thread for quotes

What a sp[l]iffing idea!

Here's one:

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Generally, understanding how things end is not as complicated as understanding how they begin. - Carlos Gómez.

edit: the Colombian author, not the baseballer.

**Motorboater** · January 26th, 2018, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Went way over my head

Too many VB's today Mate

I didn't, Only 3 Crownies

at Mum's Barbie today

Quick history lesson.

Vikings would go over to England an smash the monks and take their valuable shit. Before disappearing due to assimilating with neighbouring European countries, because essentially they're all the same.

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Originally Posted by effCup

You mean the part-descendants of those Nordic people?

You mean the part-descendants of those English people?

Bang on cuz!

**trailmaster** · January 26th, 2018, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Hi guys.I don't know how this photo got into this thread. Yesterday I was looking at several threads checking to see why my image host wasn't working right, and I had to repost some of the posts using another imagehost, but how this photo got into this thread is something I cannot understand. It's like a Twilight Zone episode!

**effCup** · January 26th, 2018, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

something I cannot understand. It's like a Twilight Zone episode!

Not at all, it's timey-wimey.

Estreeter · January 26th, 2018, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Hi guys.I don't know how this photo got into this thread. Yesterday I was looking at several threads checking to see why my image host wasn't working right, and I had to repost some of the posts using another imagehost, but how this photo got into this thread is something I cannot understand. It's like a Twilight Zone episode!

I know

You even posted it twice and stuffed up the quote in both, I fixed that one

I was wondering WTF the post was about in the Oz thread and came to this conclusion, you were bitten by a Brown Snake or Red Back spider

The venom didn't quite work and just screwed you brain a bit

**effCup** · January 26th, 2018, 12:36 PM

Are we...

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Originally Posted by effCup

... allowed to quote our own posts?

**bloke57** · January 26th, 2018, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by effCup

Are we...

No!

And you can quote me on that.

**Sir Honkers** · January 26th, 2018, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I know

I was wondering WTF the post was about in the Oz thread and came to this conclusion, you were bitten by a Brown Snake or Red Back spider

Speaking of which I was putting the bins out the other night and spotted a baby redback. Body was only the size of a large pinhead, but it still had the distinctive red spot. Needless to say, she won't be growing up to have spider children.

**trailmaster** · January 31st, 2018, 11:59 AM

Kevin here. I have been reading that Australia has a whole bunch of nudist/naturist colonies. Colonies is actually an incorrect word to use for this. These places are actually like resorts, and they are all over Australia. There are hundreds in: The Capital Territory, New South Wales, the Northern Territory, Queensland, South Australia, Victoria, Western Australia and Tasmania. In the past nudism was illegal, but no longer. There are many of these resorts where people can come together for activities in total nudity or as it's more commonly referrred to as naturism or part naturism. If I lived in Australia this would be the perfect place for me. I could work at one of these resorts as a caretaker, or part of the cleanup staff. As you may or may not know not everyone at the resort is in the nude. The maintenance and clean-up staff wears clothes, and the residents still wear clothes when meeting for meals. It is only when going out for the various activities that naturism is enjoyed. Hiking, swimming, playing non-aggressive sports such as croquet, golf, boating, sailing, horseback riding. Oh what fun it must be to be a naturist. To live un-fettered by clothes. To be free. By the way Estreeter, there is one of these places not too far from where you live. It is called the Corio Valley Nudist Club located near the town of Anakie on a 70 acre parcel of land bordering the Brisbane Ranges National Park!

Estreeter · January 31st, 2018, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

By the way Estreeter, there is one of these places not too far from where you live. It is called the Corio Valley Nudist Club located near the town of Anakie on a 70 acre parcel of land bordering the Brisbane Ranges National Park!

You mean there's naked people

where I was born

well I'll be damned

I know exactly where the place is

secluded from perverts

January 31st, 2018, 11:59 AM	#6929
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,878 Thanks: 1,328,847 Thanked 707,052 Times in 60,052 Posts	Kevin here. I have been reading that Australia has a whole bunch of nudist/naturist colonies. Colonies is actually an incorrect word to use for this. These places are actually like resorts, and they are all over Australia. There are hundreds in: The Capital Territory, New South Wales, the Northern Territory, Queensland, South Australia, Victoria, Western Australia and Tasmania. In the past nudism was illegal, but no longer. There are many of these resorts where people can come together for activities in total nudity or as it's more commonly referrred to as naturism or part naturism. If I lived in Australia this would be the perfect place for me. I could work at one of these resorts as a caretaker, or part of the cleanup staff. As you may or may not know not everyone at the resort is in the nude. The maintenance and clean-up staff wears clothes, and the residents still wear clothes when meeting for meals. It is only when going out for the various activities that naturism is enjoyed. Hiking, swimming, playing non-aggressive sports such as croquet, golf, boating, sailing, horseback riding. Oh what fun it must be to be a naturist. To live un-fettered by clothes. To be free. By the way Estreeter, there is one of these places not too far from where you live. It is called the Corio Valley Nudist Club located near the town of Anakie on a 70 acre parcel of land bordering the Brisbane Ranges National Park! Last edited by trailmaster; January 31st, 2018 at 12:08 PM..

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