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Old March 2nd, 2009, 06:00 PM   #41
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Sorry guys, but like a lot of these "tests" it's a load of bull! 98% of people do NOT say "red hammer" (that's an internet myth) and it doesn't "mean" anything, whatever you say. If you ask people to name a colour, the most common answer is "red". If you ask people to name a tool, the most common answer is "hammer". All the sums do is to distract you ... to give your mind a task so that the final question is a surprise. Of course, if you DO want to find a hidden meaning, the answer "red hammer" could just mean that you're not very imaginative! ;-)
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And there I was just thinking that this "Test" was just a bit of fun! Oh! & red saw by the way, half way there.
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blue rake. f---..... im a Smurf
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blue drill, i have one lol
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Tool made me think immediately of my dick, colour pink! One track mind I suppose. Now, back to wanking!
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"Blue monkey wrench" to translate it into "silly ole' yank speak".
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