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December 30th, 2011, 12:58 PM | #1001 | |
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I wish I could make films out of my dreams, particularly the more bizarre ones. Just so someone could decide if I'm mental or not.
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December 30th, 2011, 01:01 PM | #1002 | |
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Granted. You're better at wishing and worse at washing. Soon you start to smell, then are home to colonies of bacteria that are resistant to all known chemicals, they then move from your skin to your brain causing auto-zombification. The end of the world is one step closer... I wish Lord of the Rings was real.
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December 30th, 2011, 01:09 PM | #1003 | |
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I wish all the fat, ugly, stupid women would move to Antarctica. |
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December 30th, 2011, 03:19 PM | #1004 |
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They do and they take you with them as their personal concubine.....however the fat ugly elephant seals don't like it and blame you.......good luck.
I wish David Attenboro' would make a documentary of the above.
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December 30th, 2011, 04:45 PM | #1005 | |
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I wish TC suffers from ED after the woman are attractive.
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December 30th, 2011, 07:00 PM | #1006 |
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Granted but you get to become his fave shag of all (he love dem ladyboys).........enjoy the gift that keeps on giving.
I wish I could go up to any ATM machine and demand instant cash.....without a card.
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December 31st, 2011, 02:59 AM | #1007 | |
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I wish that when the world ends next year, we all have a smug grin on our faces.
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January 2nd, 2012, 07:59 PM | #1008 | |
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I wish, I wish I was a fish
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January 2nd, 2012, 08:08 PM | #1009 |
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Fishy got a hook in his throat,
Fishy got problems......... I wish I could start my Xmas holiday again with a new liver.
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January 2nd, 2012, 08:53 PM | #1010 | |
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I wish I could fast forward to Summer.
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