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**Greenman** · March 31st, 2011, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

What the hell`s that your new undercover look

Don`t mean to cause offense Veteran Agent ,but remind me never to call on you if i`m in the middle of a gun battle and need backup

Well you never know, one day an Undercover Elephant the next day a Bubi Bear-thats what makes me a special agent, a bit like Agent 57-no one knows what he really looks like but he's always around to aid Dangermouse.

Don't let looks fool you, my Bear disguise is foolproof(well it can fool a bear anyway) and if you throw in an invisible motorcycle he is the complete package-and the Elephant would sit on you soon as look at you

MaxJoker · March 31st, 2011, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by nevermind

Gonna hang up now, cause i'm starting to get wet shoes, thanks to some
asshole who doesn't know what a mobile toilet is for...

Good luck infamous Agent , our thoughts are with you

Especially mine , since you reversed the charges when you called

Still hopefully the agencies finances will recover thanks to the armaments deal i`ve arranged with Remco

Don`t worry i`m not going to hand them out to you guys , i`m going to repackaged them and sell them to Gaddaffi for a tidy profit

Special thanks must also go to Estreeter , for the invaluable help he and his associates gave the Agency during the delicate contract negotiations.

**Mal Hombre** · March 31st, 2011, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Excellent work respected Agent , i knew i`d chosen the right man for that tough under the covers mission

Also yes i know that rival forum agent is tricky to get a handle on ,but judging by the complaints recorded from her neighbours you`re doing marvelous well

So keep it up

Thank You Agent Infinity,It wasn't easy but I penetrated Her inner circle and pumped Her for information.

**palo5** · March 31st, 2011, 07:10 PM

We have not paid enough attention to Keyser Söze, comrades

We know he lives in Australia and is a disguise master. What is to be done? Can he be tempted with some of GS's megapussis?

MaxJoker · March 31st, 2011, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

Well you never know, one day an Undercover Elephant the next day a Bubi Bear-thats what makes me a special agent, a bit like Agent 57-no one knows what he really looks like but he's always around to aid Dangermouse.

Don't let looks fool you, my Bear disguise is foolproof(well it can fool a bear anyway) and if you throw in an invisible motorcycle he is the complete package-and the Elephant would sit on you soon as look at you

I can`t agree with logic like that

Which is just as well since otherwise i`d have to have myself sectioned

By the way i can`t remember if we sent you the correctly flavoured cyanide tablets , so how about you eat one and let me know if it tastes minty or not

MaxJoker · March 31st, 2011, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

We have not paid enough attention to Keyser Söze, comrades

We know he lives in Australia and is a disguise master. What is to be done? Can he be tempted with some of GS's megapussis?

Well if it gets Söze on side he can have all the mega pussis he wants

Which is why i had this waste of space kidnapped and sent overseas to him.

Because there`s no bigger pussy on the planet

**palo5** · March 31st, 2011, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Which is why i had this waste of space kidnapped and sent overseas to him.

Because there`s no bigger pussy on the planet

Who's that?

**billybunter** · March 31st, 2011, 07:55 PM

As someone who has had the misfortune to use a toilet on a building site, be afraid. I have put off major dumps due to the mess in them

I preferred to find a tree. I drove a women to a public toilet in Ballycastle, that I admit might have still been a dirty mess. But I hope it wasn't the same as the site bog. Building sites are required by law in Ireland and the UK to provide clean toilets. I have been all over Ireland and the UK and you rarely see a female toilet onsite. It has got better. Most women on sites are post graduates and don't put up with it. Some men still think it is funny to watch a woman cross her knees. And still think it's funny to ridicule women. Well on my watch that never happened.
We are equal and deserve the same rights. I have seen the same crap over race. I personally don't mind being called a Paddy. I suppose I just got used to it. The Welsh were Taffs the Scotch were Jocks. The English were named by town and city. I have sacked a few people for nasty remarks about religion and skin colour. I judge people on their personality.
And BB does not do politics

I'm still trying to find out where I come from. I thought I was Norman for a while. Yes I know the joke. But was makes these little islands great is the fact we are very unique.

MaxJoker · March 31st, 2011, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Who's that?

What you never thought to click on the photo

Please consider your license to kill suspended pending evaluation tests on your common sense Comrade Agent

**Greenman** · March 31st, 2011, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I can`t agree with logic like that

Which is just as well since otherwise i`d have to have myself sectioned

If you're a self confessed loon you probably are already sectioned and just taken to idle boasting

By the way i can`t remember if we sent you the correctly flavoured cyanide tablets , so how about you eat one and let me know if it tastes minty or not

I'd be careful next time you have tea in your favourite cafe across the road-you never know what they put in it these days.

March 31st, 2011, 07:55 PM	#88
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	As someone who has had the misfortune to use a toilet on a building site, be afraid. I have put off major dumps due to the mess in them I preferred to find a tree. I drove a women to a public toilet in Ballycastle, that I admit might have still been a dirty mess. But I hope it wasn't the same as the site bog. Building sites are required by law in Ireland and the UK to provide clean toilets. I have been all over Ireland and the UK and you rarely see a female toilet onsite. It has got better. Most women on sites are post graduates and don't put up with it. Some men still think it is funny to watch a woman cross her knees. And still think it's funny to ridicule women. Well on my watch that never happened. We are equal and deserve the same rights. I have seen the same crap over race. I personally don't mind being called a Paddy. I suppose I just got used to it. The Welsh were Taffs the Scotch were Jocks. The English were named by town and city. I have sacked a few people for nasty remarks about religion and skin colour. I judge people on their personality. And BB does not do politics I'm still trying to find out where I come from. I thought I was Norman for a while. Yes I know the joke. But was makes these little islands great is the fact we are very unique. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 31st, 2011, 07:10 PM	#84
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	We have not paid enough attention to Keyser Söze, comrades We know he lives in Australia and is a disguise master. What is to be done? Can he be tempted with some of GS's megapussis?