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[Tmee2020]

Originally Posted by Peau Peep

Can I join the VEF Secret Service?

My credentials are...

You have all the credentials you are ever going to need Peau Peep.



You're in.

K-9

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tmee2000

You have all the credentials you are ever going to need Peau Peep.



You're in.

K-9

Suck it in soldier you ain`t even an Agent yet

Oh and i meant the gut , not that other thing so spit it out

Listen you horrible little member , you behave with insubordination again and i`ll have you sent to Russia in an exchange deal for a pair of Levis

Although you`re right PP`s credentials are respectable , as is he


Especially since there`s a suicide mission coming up quite soon

[Peau Peep]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Although you`re right PP`s credentials are respectable , as is he


Especially since there`s a suicide mission coming up quite soon

You'll be pleased to know I've conducted 3 previous sucsessful suicide missions in the past.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Peau Peep

You'll be pleased to know I've conducted 3 previous sucsessful suicide missions in the past.

Hah you`re telling me , the last one i even presided over the ceremony for your burial at sea

[Tmee2020]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Suck it in soldier you ain`t even an Agent yet

Oh and i meant the gut , not that other thing so spit it out

Listen you horrible little member , you behave with insubordination again and i`ll have you sent to Russia in an exchange deal for a pair of Levis

Although you`re right PP`s credentials are respectable , as is he


Especially since there`s a suicide mission coming up quite soon

At least I know the way, Agent Infinity.
Been there before.



K-9

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tmee2000

At least I know the way, Agent Infinity.
Been there before.



K-9

Hmmmmm , yes , am just going over your permanent military record

Say`s here you were dishonorably discharged for dishonorably discharging yourself inside not one but six Parisian chorus girls , the singer at the " Boom Boom La Vénérien " nightclub and both her backing dancers

All during the same evening the German offensive began , and while you were meant to be in the front line , peeling spuds for the SS punishment battalions, so that they could go to work with chips in their belly not just on their shoulders


Well quite frankly there`s only one thing i can say after reading such a catalog of unprofessional ungentlemanly behaviour


Welcome to the Agency

[blondifan]

Originally Posted by TexMadrid

.... I already turn magazine's upside down (as opposed to back to front)... This mission, though, seems aimed across the pond; what's up with that? Though I would have to stand on my upside down "mark" which I guess would disqualify me from accepting the mission?

G'Day Tex mayte, i never knew you'se a 'strine.
Is that Texas in Western Oztrailya?

It's my plan to join the mission under my agent name of "Nippleless Porn Star" or as i'm otherwise known
"the teacher" (somebody's got a wicked sense of humour) and subvert the issue making a mission of my own
- within 'the mission'.

Using kangaroos as messengers



{look in the pouch, but be very careful}
My ultimate plan is make downunda "upover".

All you English blokes shouldn't get too upset with this as i understand the south poles warmer and soon you will know what colour knickers she is wearing - if in fact any at all.

"We are tired of having to go to the world (and water going down the drain the 'wrong' way ).
"

Following the success of this exercise I will endeavour to make in 'out' and yes mean no...

Nod Your Head and say "No", if you understand.

[shodan2011]

The name's Jerridar, Benson Jerridar.

Alas, I was spotted doing my duty for humanity and attempting to hide a rather unpleasant bumper pack of OK magazine behind a copy of Nuts by a crazed celeb gossip monger (we all know the type - fake tan that makes her look like a tangerine, clothes a female tramp would turn down because they look like tat but could fund a small war, the glazed look in her eye if she doesn't get her fix of what some stupid slut's up to, etc). Fortunately, I was able to divert her attention and get away by soiling my hands with Jordan's tacky book and dropping it on the floor, which allowed me to make my escape.

I think I need to take a shower now and scrub my eyes with wire wool after seeing so much of that celeb nonsense.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by shodan2011

The name's Jerridar, Benson Jerridar.

I think I need to take a shower now and scrub my eyes with wire wool after seeing so much of that celeb nonsense.

Well nobody said freeing the currently enslaved celebrity obsessed world would be easy Agent Jerridar

I myself have suffered with flashbacks ever since a covert operation went wrong in Waterstones , got cut off from my unit near the cookery section ,ended up face to face with an opened copy of Ann widdecombes biography.

As in opened at the photo pages






" The horror .............. The horror "

[Greenman]

Thinking of new disguises-what do you think? This one has a nice hat, rather rakish