A Baker's Dozen - Page 1190

**Bubba Hotep** · March 15th, 2018, 11:38 PM

Excuses you've used (or would like to use) to ditch work:

1. Car trouble
2. Very bad cold and cough
3. A terrible diarrhea
4. Front door lock jammed..
5. Lifeboat Rescue
6. Won the Lottery and cannot be bothered to go in
7. Stuck in the elevator
8. Amnesia, what work

9. "I've got a bad virus and I don't want to infect you all"
10.

**HugoHackenbush** · March 15th, 2018, 11:50 PM

Excuses you've used (or would like to use) to ditch work:

1. Car trouble
2. Very bad cold and cough
3. A terrible diarrhea
4. Front door lock jammed..
5. Lifeboat Rescue
6. Won the Lottery and cannot be bothered to go in
7. Stuck in the elevator
8. Amnesia, what work

9. "I've got a bad virus and I don't want to infect you all"
10. The VEF needs to train me as a moderator
11.

Estreeter · March 16th, 2018, 02:39 AM

Excuses you've used (or would like to use) to ditch work:

1. Car trouble
2. Very bad cold and cough
3. A terrible diarrhea
4. Front door lock jammed..
5. Lifeboat Rescue
6. Won the Lottery and cannot be bothered to go in
7. Stuck in the elevator
8. Amnesia, what work

9. "I've got a bad virus and I don't want to infect you all"
10. The VEF needs to train me as a moderator
11. A nose bleed that would not stop

be original

12.

**Wendigo** · March 16th, 2018, 05:14 AM

Excuses you've used (or would like to use) to ditch work:

1. Car trouble
2. Very bad cold and cough
3. A terrible diarrhea
4. Front door lock jammed..
5. Lifeboat Rescue
6. Won the Lottery and cannot be bothered to go in
7. Stuck in the elevator
8. Amnesia, what work

9. "I've got a bad virus and I don't want to infect you all"
10. The VEF needs to train me as a moderator
11. A nose bleed that would not stop

be original

12. My piles are playing up, and offer them the chance to examine the evidence if they don't believe you.

13.

**pierrelm** · March 16th, 2018, 05:38 AM

Excuses you've used (or would like to use) to ditch work:

1. Car trouble
2. Very bad cold and cough
3. A terrible diarrhea
4. Front door lock jammed..
5. Lifeboat Rescue
6. Won the Lottery and cannot be bothered to go in
7. Stuck in the elevator
8. Amnesia, what work

9. "I've got a bad virus and I don't want to infect you all"
10. The VEF needs to train me as a moderator
11. A nose bleed that would not stop

be original

12. My piles are playing up, and offer them the chance to examine the evidence if they don't believe you.

13. My Yin and my Yang are unbalanced, my bio-rhythms are at a triple low. I need to restore my Chi.

Old b/w film Favourites:

1. Hellzapoppin' (1941)
2.

**Silicone Carne** · March 16th, 2018, 05:45 AM

Old b/w film Favourites:

1. Hellzapoppin' (1941)
2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
3.

**Mal Hombre** · March 16th, 2018, 07:07 AM

Old b/w film Favourites:

1. Hellzapoppin' (1941)
2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
3. The Cruel Sea (1953)
4.

**Decadence** · March 16th, 2018, 10:07 AM

Old b/w film Favourites:

1. Hellzapoppin' (1941)
2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
3. The Cruel Sea (1953)
4. Duck Soup (1933)
5.

**tsunamiSD** · March 16th, 2018, 10:47 AM

Old b/w film Favourites:

1. Hellzapoppin' (1941)
2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
3. The Cruel Sea (1953)
4. Duck Soup (1933)
5. Psycho (1960)
6.

**trailmaster** · March 16th, 2018, 10:47 AM

Old b/w film Favourites:

1. Hellzapoppin' (1941)
2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
3. The Cruel Sea (1953)
4. Duck Soup (1933)
5. Stalag 17 (1953)
6.

March 15th, 2018, 11:50 PM	#11892
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March 16th, 2018, 02:39 AM	#11893
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,728 Times in 60,308 Posts	Excuses you've used (or would like to use) to ditch work: 1. Car trouble 2. Very bad cold and cough 3. A terrible diarrhea 4. Front door lock jammed.. 5. Lifeboat Rescue 6. Won the Lottery and cannot be bothered to go in 7. Stuck in the elevator 8. Amnesia, what work 9. "I've got a bad virus and I don't want to infect you all" 10. The VEF needs to train me as a moderator 11. A nose bleed that would not stop be original 12. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 16th, 2018, 05:14 AM	#11894
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,748 Thanks: 259,843 Thanked 1,139,091 Times in 113,870 Posts	Excuses you've used (or would like to use) to ditch work: 1. Car trouble 2. Very bad cold and cough 3. A terrible diarrhea 4. Front door lock jammed.. 5. Lifeboat Rescue 6. Won the Lottery and cannot be bothered to go in 7. Stuck in the elevator 8. Amnesia, what work 9. "I've got a bad virus and I don't want to infect you all" 10. The VEF needs to train me as a moderator 11. A nose bleed that would not stop be original 12. My piles are playing up, and offer them the chance to examine the evidence if they don't believe you. 13. __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

March 16th, 2018, 05:45 AM	#11896
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March 16th, 2018, 07:07 AM	#11897
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,623 Times in 57,558 Posts	Old b/w film Favourites: 1. Hellzapoppin' (1941) 2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968) 3. The Cruel Sea (1953) 4. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 15th, 2018, 11:38 PM	#11891
Bubba Hotep Former Staff Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,266 Thanks: 21,283 Thanked 51,377 Times in 1,537 Posts	Excuses you've used (or would like to use) to ditch work: 1. Car trouble 2. Very bad cold and cough 3. A terrible diarrhea 4. Front door lock jammed.. 5. Lifeboat Rescue 6. Won the Lottery and cannot be bothered to go in 7. Stuck in the elevator 8. Amnesia, what work 9. "I've got a bad virus and I don't want to infect you all" 10.

March 16th, 2018, 05:38 AM	#11895
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,450 Thanks: 55,798 Thanked 72,909 Times in 5,422 Posts	Excuses you've used (or would like to use) to ditch work: 1. Car trouble 2. Very bad cold and cough 3. A terrible diarrhea 4. Front door lock jammed.. 5. Lifeboat Rescue 6. Won the Lottery and cannot be bothered to go in 7. Stuck in the elevator 8. Amnesia, what work 9. "I've got a bad virus and I don't want to infect you all" 10. The VEF needs to train me as a moderator 11. A nose bleed that would not stop be original 12. My piles are playing up, and offer them the chance to examine the evidence if they don't believe you. 13. My Yin and my Yang are unbalanced, my bio-rhythms are at a triple low. I need to restore my Chi. Old b/w film Favourites: 1. Hellzapoppin' (1941) 2.

March 16th, 2018, 10:07 AM	#11898
Decadence *the thrill of it all* Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Depths of Debauchery Posts: 11,189 Thanks: 159,930 Thanked 213,222 Times in 11,239 Posts	Old b/w film Favourites: 1. Hellzapoppin' (1941) 2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968) 3. The Cruel Sea (1953) 4. Duck Soup (1933) 5. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 16th, 2018, 10:47 AM	#11899
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,015 Thanks: 633,094 Thanked 640,201 Times in 53,098 Posts	Old b/w film Favourites: 1. Hellzapoppin' (1941) 2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968) 3. The Cruel Sea (1953) 4. Duck Soup (1933) 5. Psycho (1960) 6.

March 16th, 2018, 10:47 AM	#11900
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	Old b/w film Favourites: 1. Hellzapoppin' (1941) 2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968) 3. The Cruel Sea (1953) 4. Duck Soup (1933) 5. Stalag 17 (1953) 6.

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