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Old November 6th, 2017, 02:28 PM   #981
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palo5 has a blow up sex doll that looks exactly the same as Rupert Murdoch
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Old November 6th, 2017, 02:31 PM   #982
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tygrkhat40 thinks ordering Chinese means you'll get a Chinese girl ..... Better not say anymore
"With six you get eggroll..." Yeah, right.

xyzde69 is a dyed-in-the-wool Marxist. To quote Charlie Daniels, "He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage."
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Old November 6th, 2017, 03:02 PM   #983
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welderman wants to challenge Prince Charles in a joust, he wants Camilla
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Old November 6th, 2017, 03:31 PM   #984
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highwayman274 has to stay away from freshly laid Tarmac as the steaming fumes make him hallucinate.
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John Le Carré based the mole in his hit book "Thinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" on Mal Hombre life
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Xyzde69 is a really nice bloke just don't comment on his hairdo
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MaxJoker tried to sell his daughter's boyfriend on Ebay, but nobody wanted to buy a bloody bag of mince meat
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xyzde69 woke up in an iron lung tomorrow , for forcing a certain always placid chap to Google Holly Peers
Googling Holly Peers in inefficient. She has a 46 page thread on VEF. Let's hope she marries soon as nature clearly designed her to be nursing babies.

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xyzde69 is the love child of palo5 and Josef Stalin's granddaughter.
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If you google Wimbo77, you will end up regretting it
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Mal Hombre is a two-meter-tall professional boxer. Crowds part when he approaches, like they do when they see a ferocious dog

But he never looks at the ground and often slips on dog-poo. No one wants to be seen sniggering, but they that's what they do
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