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Old November 23rd, 2010, 10:16 AM   #41
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Steve was confused, but his Quarterback instincts told him he should call for a Time Out until he could figure out what the hell was going on.

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Old November 26th, 2010, 11:19 AM   #42
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When Bill told the twins that he liked a woman who was a good "sword swallower", he had no idea that they'd take it so literally.

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Old November 26th, 2010, 05:47 PM   #43
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Tip #32 from Fodor's Travel Guide to New Orleans: "If you lose a contact lens during Mardi Gras, just put on your spare glasses and go buy some more. Even the most innocent activities tend to get out of hand at this time of year."

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And now it's time for this week's Susana Spears Trivia Question!

Q: What does Susana not have in common with the other people in this photograph?

A: That's right! She's not dressed like a douchebag!

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[Note: Back on Page 1 I sketched out a couple of basic guidelines for this thread. Number 2 was: "...try to be respectful of any lady that you post. In other words, if you think that a lady is funny because you think she's ugly, or if you think that all fat women are funny, you should probably keep that to yourself. The goal is to make jokes about the circumstances of funny porn pics, not just to insult ladies who were generous enough to take off their clothes for us all."

Notice I didn't say anything about ridiculing any men who are in the photos. Men are always fair game, mainly because they usually make themselves such easy targets (see above). ]

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Tip #32 from Fodor's Travel Guide to New Orleans: "If you lose a contact lens during Mardi Gras, just put on your spare glasses and go buy some more. Even the most innocent activities tend to get out of hand at this time of year."

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