What was the First Vintage/Retro Porn Movie you saw.

[PackOfLies]

When I was 16 my friend's family vacationed up in Montreal and theyinvited me along. He and I snuck into a theatre and saw "Bad Girls". Anna Ventura had our heads spinning and suffice to say after seeing that film we both redoubled our efforts to lose our virginity!

[netbird778]

My first video...i think it was a swedish erotic-video..from a land of freedom

not so closed und unfree atm..."Fäbojäntan" best film ever

[Nebraska1]

the first retro porn film i watched i cannot remember the name, only the plot.
the porn had 3 (or 4) vignettes.

the first scene was a maid who comes to work for a wealthy couple. when the wife leaves, she begins to fantasize about having sex with the husband and then the wife together.

the second scene is a woman who is a scene that looks like hell and i remember she was a big pot with 2 guys who looked like demons. i don't remember where they had sex because this scene was pretty dark.

the last scene was a woman who worked at a prison who comes to do roll call and gets so horny by one of the prisoners. she opens his cell so they can have sex, but he fucks her so good she falls asleep and he escapes.

these are the only parts i remember about this film and to this day i have been trying to find it. i don't think it was a compilation, but the end showed a lot of trailers for 'seventeen' and 'klinik' movies (which i think are dutch and german)

the 2nd retro porn film that i remember watch was a gift from a friend called lady in spain
i cannot forget this film because it had the gorgeous draghixa, and anytime i saw a girl with curly blonde hair like hers i fell in love immediately

[Big Ty T]

Exploring Young Women (or girls) and Talk Dirty To Me.

[Alvin Lucifer]

I don't know if I posted on this thread before, but here goes.

The first motion picture porn I ever saw was a scrambled cable TV signal.


The Preview Channel hired UHF channel 27 out of Worcester, Mass. This was about 1984, 1985. Late at night they showed porn. Some titles I remember: "The Dirty Mind of Young Sally," "Pretty Peaches," "Co-Ed Fever," "Champagne for Breakfast," "Delicious," and "Baby Cat."

Though the scrambling did its job, it occasionally straightened out for a few seconds. Other times it was a Dali-like landscape of green boobs and orange bushes and bums that slid laterally across the screen.

Nonetheless, I watched excitedly, though discreetly in case my parents ventured downstairs. I even got familiar enough to nominate Annette Haven, Seka, and Kay Parker as favorites!

Concurrently, my dad rented the occasional porn from the local video store. I remember watching portions of "Playing with Fire" and "Purely Physical." The first penetration and ejaculation scenes I saw were, I think, with Randy West, Candy Cummings, and Cara Lott in "Playing with Fire." IMDb gives a release year of "Playing with Fire" as 1987, but I'm sure this was 1984 or 1985.

The problem then was my stepmother was an insomniac. I know she didn't like my dad renting porn and if she caught me watching it, she would be mad at both of us, so I'd only watch a scene or two then lose my...nerve.

The first two porn tapes I watched from soup to nuts both belonged to my mom's boyfriend. The were "Queen of Spades" and "Buttman's Ultimate Workout."

I watched "Queen of Spades" with a mixture of prurience and revulsion as it was heretofore the most depraved thing I'd ever seen! The sight of Chanel Price and F.M. Bradley banging away on that sofa was absolutely lurid! It was also racially charged, if not outright racist, which was a bit disturbing. I do recommend the late Chanel Price, BTW.* She was a beast to behold! I wondered if she was trans. But it seems she was just a big, tall lady (6' 4") with a contralto voice, huge breasts, and a huge mane of blonde hair. Her scene with F.M. Bradley was also the first anal I saw.

The music was terrible in "Queen," while the plot and the dialogue were hilarious. Par for the porn course. Lynette (Chanel Price) is the madame in a male whorehouse. She's being a bitch and not paying the dudes their due share of the dough, so the dudes show her up in a big gang bang and take charge of the place. Line I remember: "Yeah, fuck her up the shit chute!"
"I think dat's poop chute."
"Shit chute, poop chute, it don't matta!"

"Buttman's Ultimate Workout" was the first "gonzo" style video I saw. There was just a sketch of a plot centered on a gym. John Stagliano himself played the nice guy. John Dough and T.T. Boy played the assholes. Rocco Seffredi played the Euro-stud. There were a bevy of hot girls in "Workout," with Zara Whites as "Laura," the leading lady. There was also Madison, Sunny McKay, Darla Derriere, and a then-underaged Alexandra Quinn.

The one who REALLY stole the show for me in "Workout" was Patricia Kennedy. She had whorey-looking red hair and bore sulky, slutty countenance. Her bod was that of my dream street prostitute. Cheap store tan, titties nice and round, not too perky or too saggy, a landing strip, and a tattoo of something I couldn't identify just above her pussy. She had beautiful legs that would quit. That scene in which Dough and Boy are banging her on the weight bench made my cork pop! She gives a great on-screen orgasm, real or fake matters not. It's still hot 28 years later!


* Chanel Price met with a tragic end. She was flown in by helicopter for a bachelor party. She stepped out of the craft and raised her arms to solute the boys. When she did, the blades of the helicopter severed several fingers. She got them sewn back on, but never recovered completely. Her career punctuated, she turned to drugs and alcohol. She died from her addictions at the age of 34 in 1992.

[funtimes]

It's hard to believe but I didn't see my first uncensored porn movie until I was well into my twenties. 1993 was the year when I finally managed to buy a fully explicit sex video from a shady little shop in Soho after many years of frustration. Even as I bought the film, chosen solely because of the big titted blonde in very naughty action on the front cover, it felt like just another scam.

"Ten quid if you return it", the abrupt bloke at the counter said after he'd pocketed my twenty pound note, retained the colourful cover and (worryingly) quickly found the video. I stuffed it hastily into the rucksack I'd taken to London alongside a few mags I'd bought elsewhere and escaped from the shop like a criminal or a victim, not sure which.

The train ride home was an anxious one. A few weeks before I'd paid forty pounds for the crappiest hour of black and white softcore nonsense from a supposed specialist sex shop in Walthamstow and I badly needed a good result. Even sneaking off into a toilet cubicle for a sneaky read through the magazines barely helped. They were reassuringly hardcore but I was desperate to see unrelenting action not stills.

I was living with my parents back then so the anxiety only increased as I endured eating a meal with them at home. After fending off questions about what I'd done on my day off and why I wasn't very hungry my bedroom became a place of refuge. For a few more agonising hours I killed time listening to CDs also bought on the shopping trip while flicking through the mags again.

Eventually mum and dad retired to bed and, after waiting at least 10 seconds, I scurried downstairs with the video hidden inside my t-shirt. Even though there was a danger that either of my parents could return I shoved the cassette quickly into the video player and hoped for the best. The only precautions I took were closing the living room door and turning the TV sound down to a low level.

As the opening titles rolled I was cautiously optimistic. The picture quality was good and it definitely looked like the start of a porno. The music was suitably cheesy and the performers were introduced in badly dressed form, climaxing with "superstar" Dolly Buster. My confidence soared when I saw her but there was still a doubt that the film might be censored, as had happened with Veronica Hart's "Pandora's Mirror" a few months before.

Then the film started with a bedroom scene and the expected title "Brain Storm" appeared on screen. Worryingly though, there was a hell of a lot of duvet on show for too many seconds before the cover was finally lifted and Dolly was shown dutifully going down on a thick, hard cock. OH YES !!!

"Das Ist Gut", the lucky guy groaned and I knew exactly how he felt. I was both overjoyed and relieved to be finally watching a fully authentic porno. It's doubtful whether a straight man has ever been so pleased to see a moving erect penis as I was at that moment.

Without going into too much detail I enjoyed the film very much that night, several times. It's far from a classic and Dolly Buster is not exactly my type nowadays but I'll always be grateful to her for breaking my hardcore movie "virginity".

[bill davis]

It was "Lady Godiva Rides" with Marsha Jordan when I was 18 years old.

[Bradley13]

Wild Weekend 1984

[dabs7777]

my first "porn" was about nudist.
not actually porn but given my experience to that date pretty exotic

[Butterboy]

The first one I saw was "Secrets of a French Maid", the lesbian scenes totally blew my mind. It wasn't even hardcore, the first hardcore film was my Dad's copy of Color Climax: Non-Stop Spunker, Disco Gang Bang, Black Hammer, Busty Baller and Bum Fuckers. To this day my favourite porn vid of all time.