Painful but funny - Page 3

**ubu55** · July 28th, 2014, 05:37 PM

Perils of pet ownership...

**ubu55** · July 28th, 2014, 06:02 PM

Buster takes a walk

cops

**flywax** · August 3rd, 2014, 08:41 PM

Wanna watch aunt Joni die?

http://youtu.be/sx_rfP773mE

ps she doesn't really die, and she's not my aunt!

**ubu55** · August 4th, 2014, 04:24 AM

At a bullfight, probably never a good idea to heckle the bull...

**ubu55** · August 4th, 2014, 04:29 AM

probably still better than a fart in the face...

just when you think you're on top of the heap...

**ubu55** · August 4th, 2014, 05:32 AM

What is it they say about the course of true love?

no danger here, right?

nckgmd · August 4th, 2014, 09:00 AM

Last week I ended up in hospital some type of bowel obstruction (no I wasn't walking around my house naked and accidentally slipped on a G.I. Joe action figure) and I was in agony. Gave me some pain relief and I went to sleep. The next day this absolute beautiful Chinese doctor came in and said she wanted to check me out. I said ok. Next thing I know my shorts are down I'm in a fetal position and she slides a finger up my arse. I thought ok cool I can cross this one off my bucket list.. Next day another beautiful Chinese doctor came in it must of been her younger sister as she looked exactly the same but just a little sexier. She was a Gastroenterologist and she said she needed to give me an enema some type of drug shoved up my butt I thought cool ok. So I got ready for this sexy asian Dr. and next thing you know this big fat old white nurse came in and shoved it so hard up my arse and squeezed. It fucking hurt so much. I think this was pay back for all the times her husband brutally fucked her up the arse and she probably does it this way to all men...

nckgmd · August 12th, 2014, 09:50 AM

When I was a teenager me and my 2 older brother's had a dog that was supposed to be an Irish Wolfhound X. Don't know what it was crossed with but I think it was a Blue Heeler. The dog was medium sized but weighed about 40 or 50 kg's very solid. It loved a good fight but wasn't viscous unless provoked then it was viscous really viscous.. One day I was changing channels on the T.V. (pre remote days) and my oldest bro was sitting on the floor with his back against the lounge suite. The dog came walking in and was between us. My bro got the bottom of his feet and pushed (not kicked) the dog into me. I had this 40 or 50 kilo dog slam into me. i was like WTF.. Then the dog got angry and started growling. Now this is where the funny and painful part starts. The dog using dog logic instead of attacking the perpetrator my older bro for pushing her into me got angry with me the completely innocent one. She started to growl so he pushed her again and she attacked me. I was being bit really hard but also laughing so hard because of the dogs stupidity for attacking the wrong person. I could not defend myself as I was laughing so much and it made me weak.. My hands and arms were so scarred up after that..

**ubu55** · August 15th, 2014, 04:00 PM

**trailmaster** · July 3rd, 2016, 12:53 PM

I have always liked too see funny accidents. Before I got my first computer I rented those "jackass" movies. When I got my first computer I would every day see on youtube.com the Ray William Johnson show called equals 3. He would have three 1-2 minute videos of funny accidents filmed all over the world.

July 28th, 2014, 05:37 PM	#21
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	Perils of pet ownership... Last edited by ubu55; July 28th, 2014 at 05:51 PM..

August 4th, 2014, 04:24 AM	#24
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	Don't try this at home At a bullfight, probably never a good idea to heckle the bull...

August 4th, 2014, 05:32 AM	#26
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	Return of Buster What is it they say about the course of true love? no danger here, right?

August 4th, 2014, 09:00 AM	#27
nckgmd Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 325 Thanks: 736 Thanked 2,359 Times in 295 Posts	My last hospital visit Last week I ended up in hospital some type of bowel obstruction (no I wasn't walking around my house naked and accidentally slipped on a G.I. Joe action figure) and I was in agony. Gave me some pain relief and I went to sleep. The next day this absolute beautiful Chinese doctor came in and said she wanted to check me out. I said ok. Next thing I know my shorts are down I'm in a fetal position and she slides a finger up my arse. I thought ok cool I can cross this one off my bucket list.. Next day another beautiful Chinese doctor came in it must of been her younger sister as she looked exactly the same but just a little sexier. She was a Gastroenterologist and she said she needed to give me an enema some type of drug shoved up my butt I thought cool ok. So I got ready for this sexy asian Dr. and next thing you know this big fat old white nurse came in and shoved it so hard up my arse and squeezed. It fucking hurt so much. I think this was pay back for all the times her husband brutally fucked her up the arse and she probably does it this way to all men...

July 28th, 2014, 06:02 PM	#22
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	Buster takes a walk cops

August 3rd, 2014, 08:41 PM	#23
flywax Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Interweb's Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 15,656 Times in 1,113 Posts	Wanna watch aunt Joni die? http://youtu.be/sx_rfP773mE ps she doesn't really die, and she's not my aunt!

August 4th, 2014, 04:29 AM	#25
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts	probably still better than a fart in the face... just when you think you're on top of the heap...

August 12th, 2014, 09:50 AM	#28
nckgmd Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 325 Thanks: 736 Thanked 2,359 Times in 295 Posts	When I was a teenager me and my 2 older brother's had a dog that was supposed to be an Irish Wolfhound X. Don't know what it was crossed with but I think it was a Blue Heeler. The dog was medium sized but weighed about 40 or 50 kg's very solid. It loved a good fight but wasn't viscous unless provoked then it was viscous really viscous.. One day I was changing channels on the T.V. (pre remote days) and my oldest bro was sitting on the floor with his back against the lounge suite. The dog came walking in and was between us. My bro got the bottom of his feet and pushed (not kicked) the dog into me. I had this 40 or 50 kilo dog slam into me. i was like WTF.. Then the dog got angry and started growling. Now this is where the funny and painful part starts. The dog using dog logic instead of attacking the perpetrator my older bro for pushing her into me got angry with me the completely innocent one. She started to growl so he pushed her again and she attacked me. I was being bit really hard but also laughing so hard because of the dogs stupidity for attacking the wrong person. I could not defend myself as I was laughing so much and it made me weak.. My hands and arms were so scarred up after that..

August 15th, 2014, 04:00 PM	#29
ubu55 Former Staff Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behind the Redwood Curtain Posts: 2,800 Thanks: 122,910 Thanked 51,109 Times in 2,795 Posts

July 3rd, 2016, 12:53 PM	#30
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	I have always liked too see funny accidents. Before I got my first computer I rented those "jackass" movies. When I got my first computer I would every day see on youtube.com the Ray William Johnson show called equals 3. He would have three 1-2 minute videos of funny accidents filmed all over the world.