Grand Rear Admiral MaxJoker`s Non Conformist Confessional Church Thread - Page 63

**Paddy Bog** · March 17th, 2019, 07:56 PM

Confess to Max Joker? You gotta be kidding. No need to confess in the first place when we are all damned beyond a doubt. After all we are VEF members.

**Mal Hombre** · March 17th, 2019, 08:07 PM

Yea Brother,Truly None are lost butt Those Who Spurn His Holiness' beneficence.Lo I say unto You There is salvation for all,For a small consideration,Paypal Accepted..
Mal Hombre,Archdeacon and Treasurer

**Dr Pepper** · March 17th, 2019, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Paddy Bog

Confess to Max Joker? You gotta be kidding. No need to confess in the first place when we are all damned beyond a doubt. After all we are VEF members.

Yes-but think how much fun hell is going to be-all those old friends to see again....and catch up with for eternity...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrwIs10XvKA

MaxJoker · March 18th, 2019, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Paddy Bog

Confess to Max Joker?

Well it could help you feel a new man ,

Not that our church say`s there`s anything wrong with

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Originally Posted by Paddy Bog

You gotta be kidding.

Be thou inseminating this isn't a serious thread Paddy

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Originally Posted by Paddy Bog

No need to confess in the first place when we are all damned beyond a doubt.

On V.E.F many are damned.

Butt they don't have to be so bleeding thankless about it

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Originally Posted by Paddy Bog

After all we are VEF members.

Yes and you`re a classic member alright , I`d never call you anything else

**jomama** · March 22nd, 2019, 12:02 AM

forgive me for my selection of food isn't up to your standards Modfather but I am stubborn and refuse to change my heathen ways

**CallMeMaybe** · February 17th, 2020, 05:49 PM

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned"

Screw absolution I want revenge.

I was savagely and relentlessly attacked by DoctorNo on PlanetSuzy basically from the moment I got there because he has a fragile ego and I was getting too much attention from members and that was somehow a threat to him.

After repeated and unsuccessful attempts to silence me I had no recourse on the site itself so I turned to the great equalizer, the internet and more specifically social media. I went on a search and destroy mission around mid 2019 and slammed the website at every opportunity.

This was the result in graph form:

What that means in dollar figures is well into the 6 figure devaluation.

Moderators are there to better a website not kill it like DoctorNo is systematically doing by ruling with an iron fist and stifling conversation.

Who is going to compensate the owner for this unnecessary reckless behavior on his part.

By the way ad revenue has declined approximately 40 percent.

Who says one person can't make a difference lmao.

**scoundrel** · February 17th, 2020, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CallMeMaybe

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned"

Screw absolution I want revenge.

I was savagely and relentlessly attacked by DoctorNo on PlanetSuzy basically from the moment I got there because he has a fragile ego and I was getting too much attention from members and that was somehow a threat to him.

After repeated and unsuccessful attempts to silence me I had no recourse on the site itself so I turned to the great equalizer, the internet and more specifically social media. I went on a search and destroy mission around mid 2019 and slammed the website at every opportunity.

This was the result in graph form:

What that means in dollar figures is well into the 6 figure devaluation.

Moderators are there to better a website not kill it like DoctorNo is systematically doing by ruling with an iron fist and stifling conversation.

Who is going to compensate the owner for this unnecessary reckless behavior on his part.

By the way ad revenue has declined approximately 40 percent.

Who says one person can't make a difference lmao.

They have some cracking good porn on Planet Suzy, let no one deny it. But there is no interaction, no social life there. Trying to have a conversation there has been like holding a seance.

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Is there anybody there...

Possibly DoctorNo sees you as Hillaire Belloc saw the man on the stairs.

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Yesterday, upon the stair,
I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish...I wish...he'd go away.

**Sir Honkers** · February 17th, 2020, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

They have some cracking good porn on Planet Suzy, let no one deny it. But there is no interaction, no social life there. Trying to have a conversation there has been like holding a seance.

The reason I go there occasionally

The reason I go there only occasionally.

**Mal Hombre** · March 19th, 2020, 07:29 PM

Yea verily, Thou shalt have noticed that His Eminence hath changed His name (Those that slumber not) Fret not, For did not Lucifer indeed also change his name to Satan ? His Eminence hath lost not His infinite mercy and compassion (For the usual consideration)
Mal Hombre, Arch Deacon and Minder

**Jake Gittes** · March 19th, 2020, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

His Eminence hath lost not His infinite mercy and compassion (For the usual consideration)

My tortured and condemned soul is Thankful for His Eminence's bountiful mercy.

As I have been having Impure and Unholy thoughts concerning revenge against a certain (not to be named

) past ex.

What is troublesome is that said thoughts have given me pleasure.

More so than my usual ventures into the Wank Club thread.

This despite my attempts at a more accommodating nature.

Restore my tortured, vengeance seeking soul!

March 17th, 2019, 08:07 PM	#622
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,153 Thanks: 772,865 Thanked 856,010 Times in 57,584 Posts	Yea Brother,Truly None are lost butt Those Who Spurn His Holiness' beneficence.Lo I say unto You There is salvation for all,For a small consideration,Paypal Accepted.. Mal Hombre,Archdeacon and Treasurer __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 22nd, 2019, 12:02 AM	#625
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,325 Times in 29,872 Posts	forgive me for my selection of food isn't up to your standards Modfather but I am stubborn and refuse to change my heathen ways __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

March 19th, 2020, 07:29 PM	#629
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,153 Thanks: 772,865 Thanked 856,010 Times in 57,584 Posts	Yea verily, Thou shalt have noticed that His Eminence hath changed His name (Those that slumber not) Fret not, For did not Lucifer indeed also change his name to Satan ? His Eminence hath lost not His infinite mercy and compassion (For the usual consideration) Mal Hombre, Arch Deacon and Minder __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 17th, 2019, 07:56 PM	#621
Paddy Bog Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Beyond the Pale Posts: 961 Thanks: 44,589 Thanked 56,864 Times in 1,015 Posts	Confess to Max Joker? You gotta be kidding. No need to confess in the first place when we are all damned beyond a doubt. After all we are VEF members.

February 17th, 2020, 05:49 PM	#626
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	"Forgive me Father for I have sinned" Screw absolution I want revenge. I was savagely and relentlessly attacked by DoctorNo on PlanetSuzy basically from the moment I got there because he has a fragile ego and I was getting too much attention from members and that was somehow a threat to him. After repeated and unsuccessful attempts to silence me I had no recourse on the site itself so I turned to the great equalizer, the internet and more specifically social media. I went on a search and destroy mission around mid 2019 and slammed the website at every opportunity. This was the result in graph form: What that means in dollar figures is well into the 6 figure devaluation. Moderators are there to better a website not kill it like DoctorNo is systematically doing by ruling with an iron fist and stifling conversation. Who is going to compensate the owner for this unnecessary reckless behavior on his part. By the way ad revenue has declined approximately 40 percent. Who says one person can't make a difference lmao.