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December 15th, 2008, 11:45 AM	#11
AlBundy Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On my couch Posts: 67 Thanks: 647 Thanked 402 Times in 65 Posts	140. Eeeewwwwww! __________________ National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood - NO MA'AM!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 15th, 2008, 11:57 AM	#12
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December 15th, 2008, 11:54 PM	#13
AlBundy Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On my couch Posts: 67 Thanks: 647 Thanked 402 Times in 65 Posts	142. "Wait, let me finish my sandwich." __________________ National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood - NO MA'AM!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by AlBundy; December 15th, 2008 at 11:57 PM..

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December 15th, 2008, 11:55 PM	#14
AlBundy Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On my couch Posts: 67 Thanks: 647 Thanked 402 Times in 65 Posts	143. "Buuuurp!" __________________ National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood - NO MA'AM!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 15th, 2008, 11:55 PM	#15
AlBundy Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On my couch Posts: 67 Thanks: 647 Thanked 402 Times in 65 Posts	144. "You're under arrest!" __________________ National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood - NO MA'AM!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 17th, 2008, 10:26 AM	#16
spitalhouse Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Past caring Posts: 768 Thanks: 2,080 Thanked 12,553 Times in 747 Posts	Put on a CD? Okay, what do you prefer - *'The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band'* or *'World War II Sound Effects'*? __________________ Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. (Einstein)

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December 17th, 2008, 11:43 AM	#17
AlBundy Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On my couch Posts: 67 Thanks: 647 Thanked 402 Times in 65 Posts	144. The car is moving and its headed straight off the cliff! __________________ National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood - NO MA'AM!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 17th, 2008, 11:47 AM	#18
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December 17th, 2008, 12:12 PM	#19
AlBundy Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On my couch Posts: 67 Thanks: 647 Thanked 402 Times in 65 Posts	146. Die you fuckin lame! __________________ National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood - NO MA'AM!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 17th, 2008, 12:15 PM	#20
AlBundy Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On my couch Posts: 67 Thanks: 647 Thanked 402 Times in 65 Posts	147. Hold up - I need to take a huge dump. __________________ National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood - NO MA'AM!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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