|
Best Porn Sites | Live Sex | Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar |
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here! |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
August 20th, 2018, 12:49 PM | #1471 |
Beloved Brother
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts
|
My wife came into the lounge and asked why our two year old son was howling ,
"He kicked me in the balls" I snarled , "It's not his fault" she said "he doesn't understand that it hurts" , "He fucking does now" I replied. Have a great solution to cut the crime rate, Just make it illegal to be born black. What did George Michael say to Aretha Franklin a few days ago ? , "I Knew You Were Waiting Knew You Waiting For Meeeee , To Go First".
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post: |
August 22nd, 2018, 10:19 AM | #1472 |
Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,145
Thanks: 449,888
Thanked 896,998 Times in 60,347 Posts
|
Is this the worst one yet
Saw my Mum today
She was a little down in the dumps Granted she is 96 years old but she was complaining about how She and Dad worked their whole lives, paid their taxes, but she is still on the waiting list for surgery after 6 months I looked at Mum straight in the face and asked her "Mum you're 96, do you really need bigger breasts ?" Sorry
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post: |
August 22nd, 2018, 12:45 PM | #1473 | |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Posts: 59,905
Thanks: 1,329,115
Thanked 707,298 Times in 60,079 Posts
|
Quote:
|
|
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to trailmaster For This Useful Post: |
August 22nd, 2018, 01:14 PM | #1474 | |
Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,145
Thanks: 449,888
Thanked 896,998 Times in 60,347 Posts
|
Quote:
But I aimed to please and now feel inferior a failure I must make amends Here , enjoy my joke now
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
|
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post: |
August 22nd, 2018, 01:20 PM | #1475 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Posts: 59,905
Thanks: 1,329,115
Thanked 707,298 Times in 60,079 Posts
|
|
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to trailmaster For This Useful Post: |
August 23rd, 2018, 01:12 PM | #1476 |
Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,145
Thanks: 449,888
Thanked 896,998 Times in 60,347 Posts
|
You mean you don't recognise that photo as yourself
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post: |
August 28th, 2018, 03:13 PM | #1477 |
Beloved Brother
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts
|
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post: |
August 28th, 2018, 05:57 PM | #1478 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Jul 2016
Posts: 2,708
Thanks: 52,479
Thanked 27,279 Times in 2,641 Posts
|
How do you get a 100 Jews in a mini?
A: 1 in the drivers seat & 99 in the ashtray.
__________________
My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to fatrat1 For This Useful Post: |
August 29th, 2018, 12:21 PM | #1479 |
Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,145
Thanks: 449,888
Thanked 896,998 Times in 60,347 Posts
|
This bloke comes home real pissed one night and so he doesn't get into too much trouble he decides to orally satisfy his Missus. He goes under the covers and does the deed, just. Afterwards, he decides to wash the unpleasant taste from his mouth and goes to the bathroom. Sitting on the dunny seat is his Missus. "How the Fuck did you beat me to the bathroom?" He asks in confusion. "Quiet!" She replied "Quiet, you'll wake our daughter. She had a nightmare!"
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post: |
August 29th, 2018, 04:29 PM | #1480 |
Beloved Brother
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts
|
Hey , don't shoot the
Why does pork taste so great ? ,
Because from Sty to Plate , No Muslim touches and contaminates it Mate.
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post: |
|
|