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Old July 23rd, 2017, 01:02 AM   #291
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Default In Other News Today. 🔮

Max came to America and met Caitlyn Jenner and was so taken with Caitlyn, that Max pursued Caitlyn, eventually they broke up and Max went home
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Old July 23rd, 2017, 10:06 AM   #292
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According to Max,"We had a lot of things in common but ironically,It was one of those things that came between Us"
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Old July 23rd, 2017, 03:34 PM   #293
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In other news I have just hired a clown for a friend's birthday party.
Here is his picture from the agency's homepage. The agency is called King's Clowns and co.


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Old July 25th, 2017, 02:53 PM   #294
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Old July 25th, 2017, 09:44 PM   #295
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Norwich decides to twin with itself.

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Now maybe you`ll all understand how much this Fellow Forum Fellow suffers being marooned here as penance for daring to contradict Greenman back in 2011

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