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Old September 29th, 2017, 08:15 PM   #121
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A. When they brought in the One Way System

Q. When will I,will I be famous ?
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Q. When will I,will I be famous ?

A. I can't answer that

Q. Why do birds suddenly appear ???
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A. Like most birds of prey - they are equipped with cloaked technology.

Q: Is Scoody and Shaggy addicted to drugs?

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Scooby yes. Shaggy is Scooby's dealer.

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Q: Now that Trump is POTUS, how can I stop worrying and learn to love the bomb?
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Q. Why is there no reply on 5705 ?
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A. Because they dialed 5704

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A. Because He's the Last son of Krypton

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A. Yes but please stop before you have to rely on a Monocle

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A. Because Jason hunts there

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