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January 7th, 2015, 02:29 PM | #8951 |
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I got this from an old Benny Hill show.
How do you know an Irishman at a cock fight? He is the one with the duck! How can you tell if an Italian is at the fight? He bets on the duck! How can you tell if the mafia is there? The duck wins Last edited by SanteeFats; January 7th, 2015 at 06:07 PM.. |
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January 7th, 2015, 03:36 PM | #8952 |
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Its hard to say what my girlfriend's does for a living.
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January 7th, 2015, 06:08 PM | #8953 |
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innuendos : Italian for suppositories.
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January 7th, 2015, 08:36 PM | #8954 |
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January 7th, 2015, 09:40 PM | #8955 |
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When is Mom"s day?
about nine months after Dad's day !! |
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January 8th, 2015, 11:26 AM | #8956 |
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Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing - Today is a fine day.... Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter? Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said, "I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you.......
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January 8th, 2015, 03:37 PM | #8957 |
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Got a dumb friend:
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Grammar...the difference between knowing your shit..
...and not knowing you're shit |
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January 8th, 2015, 05:42 PM | #8960 |
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Man the coffee business is such a grind.
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