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July 31st, 2018, 09:03 AM
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August 4th, 2018, 10:05 AM
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August 5th, 2018, 03:17 PM
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 The "Yeah, I'll do it later honey" contest 
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Extreme Sarcasm would have to be my chosen field of Olympic endeavour.... Or so I'm told.
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August 7th, 2018, 10:35 PM
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As I'm British we should have relay queueing, all-in tutting, international pretending were still fighting the 2nd World War......and the World's Dullest Man Contest.....I'd win with my baggy shorts, socks and sandals and string vest (my summer outfit......a real babe magnet)
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Successfully leaving the pub without anyone noticing , just before it`s your round
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After lighting the first cig of the day I cough up something resembling epoxy both in appearance and adhesion. No biggie? The current effluence has still remained in place on the toilet bowl after two flushes and six flushes is my current record.
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