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August 11th, 2018, 06:38 PM	#3471
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,291 Thanked 210,002 Times in 15,731 Posts	If I die then I want you all to know Mal Hombre had nothing to do with it.

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August 11th, 2018, 06:41 PM

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I thought Glen Quagmire's was big until I saw fatrat1's. It's undoubtfully huge.

His watch, I mean.

Chromax was talking about our dicks, and was jealous.

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August 11th, 2018, 11:53 PM

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August 12th, 2018, 12:02 AM	#3474
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	fatrat1's tits are the biggest ever, he's known as Chesty Morgan in his neighborhood.

August 12th, 2018, 12:15 AM	#3475
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	Mal Hombre asked if I had a shovel and knew of a quiet, out of the way place.

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August 12th, 2018, 04:34 AM	#3476
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 145,473 Thanked 106,437 Times in 6,174 Posts	ball7 likes to write on the walls of bathroom stalls. His comments read, "for the best blowjob of your life, call...." __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 12th, 2018, 04:52 AM	#3477
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Estreeter is going to give VEF members a re name as body parts, he is just struggling with who gets the arsehole! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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August 12th, 2018, 05:17 AM

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ball7 likes to write on the walls of bathroom stalls.

His comments read, "for the best blowjob of your life, call...."

Call Jake Gittes at +1 202-456-1111

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August 12th, 2018, 07:31 AM	#3479
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,993 Times in 60,347 Posts	Jake Gittes Has one ambition in life, to be the first Gay Grand Cyclops in the KKK __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 12th, 2018, 08:04 AM

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ball7 likes to write on the walls of bathroom stalls.

His comments read, "for the best blowjob of your life, call...."

Call Estreeter for recommendations.

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