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Old August 23rd, 2018, 09:53 PM   #6371
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Which tropical drink; Pina Colada or Blue Hawaii?
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Pina Colada or Blue Hawaii?
Blue Hawaii (Could a Vet choose anything else )

Outnumbered ten to one at the buffet by civilians (IE non-members) all focused on helping themselves to those BBQ ribs

Shout Allahu Akbar to distract Or Hurl yourself bodily at them with merciless malice ?
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Blue Hawaii (Could a Vet choose anything else )

Outnumbered ten to one at the buffet by civilians (IE non-members) all focused on helping themselves to those BBQ ribs

Shout Allahu Akbar to distract Or Hurl yourself bodily at them with merciless malice ?

Ouch! You hit a sore spot with me. I hate those fat bastards headed back to
their table with two plates stacked to the limit, as if they couldn't inhale one
pig and waddle back to the buffet bar for another. So the answer? TA DA...

I shout Allahu Akbar and then hurl myself at them with merciless malice

So, as long as we're on the subject:

Buffet or order from a menu ?
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Order from the menu(sometimes buffet items can go bad)


Take out from a Chinese or Thai restaurant?
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The Thai one. I love all things Thailand.

Lee Van Cleef or Yul Brynner?
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Yul Brynner

Sean Connery or Daniel Craig?
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Obviously Connery

For whatever reason, your bed just broke and it's 3.18AM.
Would you focus on fixing it promptly or would you leave the freaking bed alone and go to finish your sleeping time on the couch?
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Sean Connery, no contest

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For whatever reason, your bed just broke and it's 3.18AM.
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Sleeping on the couch

A quickie: early in the morning or late at night?
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Early morning...well about 9:00am. Preferably in the shower.
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