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August 23rd, 2018, 09:53 PM | #6371 |
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August 24th, 2018, 05:07 PM | #6372 |
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Blue Hawaii (Could a Vet choose anything else )
Outnumbered ten to one at the buffet by civilians (IE non-members) all focused on helping themselves to those BBQ ribs Shout Allahu Akbar to distract Or Hurl yourself bodily at them with merciless malice ?
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Ouch! You hit a sore spot with me. I hate those fat bastards headed back to their table with two plates stacked to the limit, as if they couldn't inhale one pig and waddle back to the buffet bar for another. So the answer? TA DA... I shout Allahu Akbar and then hurl myself at them with merciless malice So, as long as we're on the subject: Buffet or order from a menu ?
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August 24th, 2018, 10:01 PM | #6374 |
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Order from the menu(sometimes buffet items can go bad)
Take out from a Chinese or Thai restaurant? |
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August 24th, 2018, 10:17 PM | #6375 |
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The Thai one. I love all things Thailand.
Lee Van Cleef or Yul Brynner?
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August 24th, 2018, 11:40 PM | #6376 |
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August 25th, 2018, 07:20 AM | #6377 |
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For whatever reason, your bed just broke and it's 3.18AM. Would you focus on fixing it promptly or would you leave the freaking bed alone and go to finish your sleeping time on the couch?
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August 25th, 2018, 07:21 AM | #6378 |
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Sean Connery, no contest
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A quickie: early in the morning or late at night? |
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August 25th, 2018, 11:19 AM | #6380 |
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Early morning...well about 9:00am. Preferably in the shower.
Real book with front and back cover and paper pages or eBook? |
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