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Old August 7th, 2018, 10:19 PM   #6271
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The Hoff,More embarrassing,
Reality TV or Adverts for "Farm Foods" ?
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Adverts (As Farm Foods products have more personality than reality "Stars" )

What would you hate to do most in public

Dancing Or Singing ?
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Long drive coming up; Interstates or smaller highways with less traffic and nicer scenery?
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Interstates or smaller highways with less traffic and nicer scenery?
Smaller highways (Provided in no rush , plus have plenty of vittles )

Shark attack where you have a slight chance to get to the shore first

Turn and face it with feet and fists flying Or Grab that kid off his Lilo and sacrifice him for the common good ?
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Shark fin soup or frog legs?
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Frog Legs! They're fabulous.

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Not that new; it was Elvis's last meal. Deep-fried, of course. Sure, I'll try it.

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