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Old December 20th, 2016, 12:55 AM   #2811
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If the friend hasn't also been drinking, if they have then taxi.

If you had to choose an occupation :
Ice Road Trucker or Crab Fisherman?

Trucking in the north was a good gig and good money until that f#cking tv show started. The 2nd year it was on 37 of us quit.

Dallas or Fort Worth?

Fort Worth. Better food than Dallas in my experience.
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Old December 20th, 2016, 11:55 AM   #2812
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Limo. Too cold in the sleigh.

Los Angeles or San Diego?
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Old December 20th, 2016, 01:14 PM   #2814
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natural Christmas Norman tree or artificial?
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Old December 20th, 2016, 01:36 PM   #2817
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Windows computer ( I work on .Net)

Try to have all your family during Christmas or you don't care?
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Don't care.

Who would you rather be with at New Year's? Your current mate or a flame from the past?
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Don't care.

Who would you rather be with at New Year's? Your current mate or a flame from the past?
Flame from the past so I could correct a huge mistake.

Do you prefer your music from vinyl lp's or digital media?
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vinyl lp's (for rock).

champaign or whiskey for Christmas aperitif?
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