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May 4th, 2012, 08:46 PM | #1581 | |
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I wish the Adult Theme Park I build on @llatse@'s vast estate is an unqualified success and I get filthy rich in Pound Sterling. |
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May 5th, 2012, 12:15 AM | #1582 |
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Granted. The estate is in Arkansas, and it is an unqualified success with Bill Clinton, who gets everything free. All the hillbillies pay you with Confederate money and possum pelts, which is as good as Pound Sterling.
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May 5th, 2012, 03:13 PM | #1583 |
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Lud, what's your wish?
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May 5th, 2012, 03:53 PM | #1584 |
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May 5th, 2012, 06:32 PM | #1585 |
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Granted you are never embarrassed in Arkansas
I wish I really did have my own theme park
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Granted, and the theme is raw sewage.
I wish I had a Super Bowl ring.
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Granted. Now you have a brown ring inside your toilet that says "Super".
I wish to go out for a few beers. Granted ! I wish I don't come home pissed and make a really stupid wish.
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May 6th, 2012, 02:59 PM | #1588 |
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Granted. You come home relatively sober and lucid and make a brilliant wish. Unfortunately, your drinking partner for the evening, the Deaf Genie, got hammered and turned your brilliant wish into a stupid one.
I wish for my own private jet.
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May 6th, 2012, 07:40 PM | #1589 | |
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I wish midgets were illegal and had to go live on their own island somewhere in the Arctic. |
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I wish I didn't have so many late nights
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