Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 321

**Arturo2nd** · July 8th, 2018, 08:18 PM

Estreeter has a semi Croat background, which means he does only anal when hiring Serbian prostitutes regardless of their gender.

**ball7** · July 8th, 2018, 08:33 PM

Palo5 prefers to relax with a couple of Michael Bay movies and a couple of beers

chromax · July 8th, 2018, 09:09 PM

ball7 tried to get an erection through a massive dose of Viagra, but no way. Hence he shot a movie on that subject called "Viagara Falls".

**ball7** · July 8th, 2018, 09:45 PM

Jokerman met his wife at a AAA meeting - he was a first timer and she was there to pick up the empty bottles.

**jokerman** · July 8th, 2018, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Lagerlout just finished his third tour of duty in Venice. He saw a lot of action with the town hookers.

And they all beat him in a fight So then he went to Sydney. To meet Estreeter.

**ball7** · July 8th, 2018, 10:18 PM

Wimbo stole his mother' bra and used it to catch trouts at the local pond.

chromax · July 9th, 2018, 05:07 AM

fatrat1 is not that fat and he's not a rat either. He's just 1.

**fatrat1** · July 9th, 2018, 08:55 AM

chromax is the only person I know that has been stood up by a prostitute.

**trailmaster** · July 9th, 2018, 11:56 AM

ball7 was a perfectly normal 7 year old boy, except for the fact that he was a klutz in sports. The other boys in school would often laugh at him because he could not play baseball, softball, basketball, or even marbles. The little girls at school neither liked or dis-liked him. They were just indifferent to him. ball7 just had a birthday party for him and everything seemed to go ok. He got lots of presents and there was a big cake and he invited several of boys and girls from his classes. Just a few days later though his world collapsed. ball7 was in his bathroom getting ready for school when he noticed that his hair was falling out. His parents kept him from going to school so they could take him to the family doctor to run tests on him, but the doctors could not determine why his hair was falling out. So young ball7 went back to school and now the boys made even more fun of him, so much that he often would come home crying to his parents. ball7 did notice one thing, however, the little girls did not laugh at him, and they even seemed to be friendlier than usual and this got stronger and stronger. Also ball7's cock was getting longer and wider. In just a few months he was completely bald, but had a cock that was 15 inches long and 3 inches thick. At school all the girls and even the women teachers were acting like they were sexually attracted to him, which angered the boys even more. Again ball7 's parents took him to the doctor and this time they found out that ball7 's skin was giving off 1,000 times the normal amount of pheremones, which acted on all females as a super love potion. One day one of the prettiest girls in school took ball7 to her home(her parents were out that day) and she showed him the magic and wonder of sex. When she saw his huge cock she went crazy and they screwed and screwed all over the house. From that day onward ball7 became a great lothario. By the time he graduated college at age 24 he had made love to 10,000 women. And he was rich because every women that made love to him would shower him with all kinds of elaborate and expensive gifts, such as new cars, diamond rings, Rolex watches, all kinds of stuff. He got a really good job in a hospital because ball7 said he loved making love to beautiful nurses. Just when he turned 30 though his hair started to grow back and at the same time his cock started to shrink. By this time he had fcked over 100,000 women and teenage girls. The pheremones also stopped flowing from his skin. One evening while he was about to make love his woman had seen his now one inch cock and she said. "There is no way that I'm going to screw a man whose dick is as small as a tootsie roll".ball7 's love life was over, but he did not mind because he could remember every love conquest he ever had, and all he had to do was remember one and he would instantly have a climax. ball7 the greatest lover of women on Earth!

Estreeter · July 9th, 2018, 12:37 PM

I don't know where I went wrong

Glen Quagmire, Silicone Carne, thought I trained them well, found out that they wear ABBA T shirts while watching The Brady Bunch

I failed

July 9th, 2018, 08:55 AM	#3208
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,479 Thanked 27,279 Times in 2,641 Posts	chromax is the only person I know that has been stood up by a prostitute. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 9th, 2018, 11:56 AM	#3209
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,331 Times in 60,079 Posts	ball7 was a perfectly normal 7 year old boy, except for the fact that he was a klutz in sports. The other boys in school would often laugh at him because he could not play baseball, softball, basketball, or even marbles. The little girls at school neither liked or dis-liked him. They were just indifferent to him. ball7 just had a birthday party for him and everything seemed to go ok. He got lots of presents and there was a big cake and he invited several of boys and girls from his classes. Just a few days later though his world collapsed. ball7 was in his bathroom getting ready for school when he noticed that his hair was falling out. His parents kept him from going to school so they could take him to the family doctor to run tests on him, but the doctors could not determine why his hair was falling out. So young ball7 went back to school and now the boys made even more fun of him, so much that he often would come home crying to his parents. ball7 did notice one thing, however, the little girls did not laugh at him, and they even seemed to be friendlier than usual and this got stronger and stronger. Also ball7's cock was getting longer and wider. In just a few months he was completely bald, but had a cock that was 15 inches long and 3 inches thick. At school all the girls and even the women teachers were acting like they were sexually attracted to him, which angered the boys even more. Again ball7 's parents took him to the doctor and this time they found out that ball7 's skin was giving off 1,000 times the normal amount of pheremones, which acted on all females as a super love potion. One day one of the prettiest girls in school took ball7 to her home(her parents were out that day) and she showed him the magic and wonder of sex. When she saw his huge cock she went crazy and they screwed and screwed all over the house. From that day onward ball7 became a great lothario. By the time he graduated college at age 24 he had made love to 10,000 women. And he was rich because every women that made love to him would shower him with all kinds of elaborate and expensive gifts, such as new cars, diamond rings, Rolex watches, all kinds of stuff. He got a really good job in a hospital because ball7 said he loved making love to beautiful nurses. Just when he turned 30 though his hair started to grow back and at the same time his cock started to shrink. By this time he had fcked over 100,000 women and teenage girls. The pheremones also stopped flowing from his skin. One evening while he was about to make love his woman had seen his now one inch cock and she said. "There is no way that I'm going to screw a man whose dick is as small as a tootsie roll".ball7 's love life was over, but he did not mind because he could remember every love conquest he ever had, and all he had to do was remember one and he would instantly have a climax. ball7 the greatest lover of women on Earth! Last edited by trailmaster; July 9th, 2018 at 12:03 PM..

July 9th, 2018, 12:37 PM	#3210
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,161 Thanks: 449,994 Thanked 897,140 Times in 60,360 Posts	I don't know where I went wrong Glen Quagmire, Silicone Carne, thought I trained them well, found out that they wear ABBA T shirts while watching The Brady Bunch I failed __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 8th, 2018, 08:18 PM	#3201
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,472 Times in 8,946 Posts	Estreeter has a semi Croat background, which means he does only anal when hiring Serbian prostitutes regardless of their gender.

July 8th, 2018, 08:33 PM	#3202
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,041 Times in 15,737 Posts	Palo5 prefers to relax with a couple of Michael Bay movies and a couple of beers

July 8th, 2018, 09:09 PM	#3203
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	ball7 tried to get an erection through a massive dose of Viagra, but no way. Hence he shot a movie on that subject called "Viagara Falls".

July 8th, 2018, 09:45 PM	#3204
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,041 Times in 15,737 Posts	Jokerman met his wife at a AAA meeting - he was a first timer and she was there to pick up the empty bottles.

July 8th, 2018, 10:18 PM	#3206
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,041 Times in 15,737 Posts	Wimbo stole his mother' bra and used it to catch trouts at the local pond.

July 9th, 2018, 05:07 AM	#3207
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	fatrat1 is not that fat and he's not a rat either. He's just 1.