Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 319

**fatrat1** · July 5th, 2018, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian249x

Estreeter is the new coach of the Aussie Women's Rugby side. These are his new players.

He is looking forward to doing hands on coaching. "My team will know that I am behind them all the way"

That's a compliment, I wouldn't mind coaching them.

**ball7** · July 5th, 2018, 08:38 PM

I helped Chromax get the girl of his dreams. At first she kicked and screamed, but when she saw chromax member she was to busy laughing to put up a fight.

**ball7** · July 5th, 2018, 09:34 PM

Every weekend Mal Hombre starts his day by forcing Ms. Hombre down on all four...What happens next is between mr.Hombre and the missus - but when he is done, she is furious and a bit sore.

**palo5** · July 6th, 2018, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by fatrat1

You forgot one thing, their fucking shite beer.

Didn't taste a bad Australian beer, but only tried a few. VB is ok, can't remember the others. Beer must be yellow and sparkling. If it's brown, swamp-water color, or darker, best to avoid it

chromax · July 6th, 2018, 06:41 AM

Brecht is Angela Merkel's sibling. They had an incestuous relationship which resulted in lagerlout.

**Arturo2nd** · July 6th, 2018, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Estreeter thinks everyone should love Australia and ignore it's fly-swarms, venomous insects, deadly reptiles, man-eating crocodiles, killer jellyfish, great white sharks, awful government, bloody-minded people, discriminatory policies and much else

On the other hand, they are terribly gay-friendly, so maybe that's what he wants to attract

Yeah, and he wants lots of Muslims to immigrate to his neighborhood and build a mosque next to his house, too

**Arturo2nd** · July 6th, 2018, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Didn't taste a bad Australian beer, but only tried a few. VB is ok, can't remember the others. Beer must be yellow and sparkling. If it's brown, swamp-water color, or darker, best to avoid it

All that wonderful, high alcohol content brown, swamp-water color, or darker beer, ale, stout, porter, etc that I used to drink was yellow and sparkling when I recycled it. I am told that trailmaster captured and bottled it and slapped on export labels before selling it in Eastern Europe.

Estreeter · July 6th, 2018, 08:56 AM

putin5

, When he started the "What If You Lived In Australia" thread, many years ago, and still one of the most successful discussion threads on this fine forum, he originally titled it "Why I'd (palo5) want to live next door to Estreeter" ..........

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

Estreeter thinks everyone should love Australia and ignore it's fly-swarms, venomous insects, deadly reptiles, man-eating crocodiles, killer jellyfish, great white sharks, awful government, bloody-minded people, discriminatory policies and much else

he just gave them

**ball7** · July 6th, 2018, 09:40 PM

Trailmaster just jerked off to the French National Anthem

**ball7** · July 6th, 2018, 10:20 PM

Every time Mal Hombre hits the thank button his penis grows an inch

July 5th, 2018, 08:38 PM	#3182
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,208 Times in 15,753 Posts	I helped Chromax get the girl of his dreams. At first she kicked and screamed, but when she saw chromax member she was to busy laughing to put up a fight.

July 5th, 2018, 09:34 PM	#3183
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,208 Times in 15,753 Posts	Every weekend Mal Hombre starts his day by forcing Ms. Hombre down on all four...What happens next is between mr.Hombre and the missus - but when he is done, she is furious and a bit sore.

July 6th, 2018, 06:41 AM	#3185
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	Brecht is Angela Merkel's sibling. They had an incestuous relationship which resulted in lagerlout.

July 6th, 2018, 09:40 PM	#3189
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,208 Times in 15,753 Posts	Trailmaster just jerked off to the French National Anthem

July 6th, 2018, 10:20 PM	#3190
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,208 Times in 15,753 Posts	Every time Mal Hombre hits the thank button his penis grows an inch