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May 14th, 2018, 05:39 PM | #2761 |
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May 14th, 2018, 06:04 PM | #2762 |
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May 14th, 2018, 08:14 PM | #2763 |
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May 14th, 2018, 09:22 PM | #2764 |
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SpermShooter's father was like Ahab, a whale hunter , but he only went after sperm whales and that's why he is called SpermShooter as he shoots defenseless sperm whales
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May 14th, 2018, 09:31 PM | #2765 |
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May 15th, 2018, 02:35 AM | #2766 |
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May 15th, 2018, 02:39 AM | #2767 |
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Although we have never met Mal Hombre and I once had an extremely bloody fist fight and nearly killed each other before a six year old girl broke it up using Karate then tossed both of us into the Thames where a school of blowfish molested us
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May 15th, 2018, 07:27 AM | #2768 |
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May 15th, 2018, 11:33 AM | #2769 |
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Did you all know that loosegoose looks exactly like Demis Roussos not by accident, but by voluntary plastic surgery
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May 15th, 2018, 12:52 PM | #2770 |
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Estreeter many years ago used to be a member of the Genovese crime family of New Jersey. He was hired as a soldier. Ther are two types of soldiers. The first is the kind that beats up citizens who are behind in paying their gambling debts, or breaking the legs of citizens who are behind in paying their protection money or anything else the mob does not like about them. The second kind of soldier is the more violent type that goes after other crime family members and kills them in the most brutal ways possible.Estreeter became this kind of soldier and in just 10 years had killed almost 30 other crime family members. Members of organized crime are very secretive people and are usually very careful not to be noticed by the police or the press, but one day Estreeter was secretly photographed by a newpaper reporter. The photo was smudged and in this time period there were no computers that could digitaly break down a photo pixel by pixel and then reconstruct the photo. Nevertheless Estreeter was told by his bosses that he had to escape the country and go overseas to some distant place and never come back. The photo and the new photographer were never seen again. Estreeter settled in a small city in Australia near Melbourne, and he had some plastic surgery done to alter his appearance. Estreeter had to forget about his old life, but this is why on all of his posts you see at the bottom a picture or photo of "The Sopranos" t.v. show, because it reminds him of his old life. Estreeter just loved to beat the heck out of or kill in the most horrible ways other crime family people(just like Tony Soprano did in the t.v. series)
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