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**trailmaster** · July 10th, 2018, 02:22 PM

Sgt. Todd 3465(no contest)

Did you ever go or not go on a date with a woman and all of a sudden your pants in the rear split showing your underwear?

**Silicone Carne** · July 10th, 2018, 03:46 PM

Never, but this idea didn't come out from nowhere. It must have happened to you !

In the name of humor, would you motorboat Kelly Brook if you meet her, whatever the risks are or would you slap Dwayne The Rock Johnson in the face while calling him your bitch, dressed like a pimp ?

**Mal Hombre** · July 10th, 2018, 05:48 PM

Either way,You're likely to be knocked unconscious,But I would have to take My chances with Kelly's mighty pair,
Party with Iggy Pop or Keith Richards ?

MaxJoker · July 11th, 2018, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Party with Iggy Pop or Keith Richards ?

Keith Richards (Not as scarily skinny as Iggy

)

Fist fight time again , who`d win

John Rambo Or Rocky Balboa ?

**trailmaster** · July 11th, 2018, 12:18 PM

Rocky Balboa would knock the crap out of Rambo

If a pretty but very fat woman asked you out for a date would you or would you not accept(this is a variation of a previous post)?

MaxJoker · July 11th, 2018, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

If a pretty but very fat woman asked you out for a date would you or would you not accept(this is a variation of a previous post)?

Would I accept ? .
Trails I`d bite her hand off

Nothing wrong with a VERY voluptuous female , certainly a pretty one who`s also loopy enough to fancy this daffy

Another fist fight conundrum ,

John Mcclane Or Special Agent Art Jeffries ?

**trailmaster** · July 11th, 2018, 01:28 PM

John McClane

If you were in a pub playing darts and the man your playing with said "the next winner pays for all the drinks in the pub and don't lose on purpose or I'll beat the crap outta you" Do you or do you not accept the challenge?

**Silicone Carne** · July 12th, 2018, 06:28 PM

Challenge accepted ! Maybe there's some pretty girls in this pub and le they fancy a drink from me, I could get laid multiple times later that night ! Plus most of dart players are skinny pussies so I'll probably fin the fight too...

While you where driving by night on an isolated road, you seek a beautiful girl running scared on the side of this same road. She looks lost. Considering that many porn films started the same way...but also plenty of horror flicks did too, would you stop the car and ask her if she needs assistance or would you push on the accelerator to get away from here as fast as possible ?

**trailmaster** · July 12th, 2018, 09:46 PM

I would leave. Often times this is just a scam to trap drivers into stopping so they can be robbed.

If you really can't sleep do you drink some liquor or take a sleeping pill?

**ball7** · July 14th, 2018, 09:28 AM

Drink

If a cop pulls you over:
Do you put your hands on the wheel or starts confessing

July 10th, 2018, 03:46 PM	#6172
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July 10th, 2018, 05:48 PM	#6173
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July 12th, 2018, 06:28 PM	#6178
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,470 Thanked 639,828 Times in 52,061 Posts	Challenge accepted ! Maybe there's some pretty girls in this pub and le they fancy a drink from me, I could get laid multiple times later that night ! Plus most of dart players are skinny pussies so I'll probably fin the fight too... While you where driving by night on an isolated road, you seek a beautiful girl running scared on the side of this same road. She looks lost. Considering that many porn films started the same way...but also plenty of horror flicks did too, would you stop the car and ask her if she needs assistance or would you push on the accelerator to get away from here as fast as possible ? __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 10th, 2018, 02:22 PM	#6171
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,282 Times in 60,078 Posts	Sgt. Todd 3465(no contest) Did you ever go or not go on a date with a woman and all of a sudden your pants in the rear split showing your underwear?

July 11th, 2018, 12:18 PM	#6175
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,282 Times in 60,078 Posts	Rocky Balboa would knock the crap out of Rambo If a pretty but very fat woman asked you out for a date would you or would you not accept(this is a variation of a previous post)?

July 11th, 2018, 01:28 PM	#6177
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,282 Times in 60,078 Posts	John McClane If you were in a pub playing darts and the man your playing with said "the next winner pays for all the drinks in the pub and don't lose on purpose or I'll beat the crap outta you" Do you or do you not accept the challenge?

July 12th, 2018, 09:46 PM	#6179
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,282 Times in 60,078 Posts	I would leave. Often times this is just a scam to trap drivers into stopping so they can be robbed. If you really can't sleep do you drink some liquor or take a sleeping pill?

July 14th, 2018, 09:28 AM	#6180
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 210,000 Times in 15,731 Posts	Drink If a cop pulls you over: Do you put your hands on the wheel or starts confessing