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Old 07-14-2018, 01:52 PM   #2231
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Old 07-15-2018, 04:45 PM   #2233
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Old 07-15-2018, 04:46 PM   #2234
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After 10 pints & A Vindaloo Non Stop.

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Old 07-15-2018, 04:48 PM   #2235
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Old 07-15-2018, 05:06 PM   #2236
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