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Old 06-06-2018, 01:46 PM   #2161
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You may wonder what does this movie have to do with my poops? In this movie Gregory Peck and other soldiers have to run up this Korean soldier infested hill and hold it for weeks. It's like trying to get out a poop that just won't drop!


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Old 06-07-2018, 01:01 PM   #2163
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All I did was have some ice cream, well actually I had a whole quart of the good stuff and the next morning it looked like there were sand worms in my bowl!

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Old 06-07-2018, 06:32 PM   #2164
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Old 06-08-2018, 12:00 PM   #2165
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Big Grin Butt then as I always never say , the best poop is the one that makes you bite through your own chin during and painfully stays with you long after it`s offically gone ... Or something ?

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They're oh so black, black, black!

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