Dating / Sex fails you have done or witnessed

sidebottom · February 21st, 2014, 02:36 PM

Thought this would be a fun thread, just tell everyone about something you have done whilst dating / chatting up a girl / having sex / after sex that goes down as a big fail!

I'll kick off with this one:

Quite some time ago, I was on the beer in town with my mates (3 of us) and we met these 3 girls, we were getting on quite well and ended up sat on these sofas in a night club.

To say we had a few drinks is an understatement, but anyway, somehow we ended up having a burping contest (I know

) and we each took it in turns to try and burp for as long as possible and as loud as possible..

Anyway, after doing this, my mate Jamie was the clear winner and one of the girls (cant remember her name) found it hilarious, he thought he had hit the formula so kept turning to her and burping, in return she giggled and found it hilarious.

Anyway, he persisted, but alas it went wrong, the combination of crisps and the 11 pints took their toll, as he turned to her to try again, he looked a bit funny, took a gulp of air to aid the burp and then promptly vomitted all over her.

And when I say vomit, I don't mean a little bit of sick, I mean like half a pints worth, dripping down her top.

He couldn't apologise enough, and his attempts to dab her chest certainly did not help!

Funnily enough we never saw them again!!!!!

Whats your story????

**KissArmy** · February 21st, 2014, 03:01 PM

I witnessed an epic blind date fail once. My girlfriend and I, and our good friend (male and single) were visiting in my girlfriend's sister's city. The sister knew a girl acquaintance from college that was single, so she arranged for the girl acquaintance to meet the four of us at a nice bar. The girl showed up drunk, drunkenly babbled about how she wanted to find this other guy that night, then got up and staggered off, never to be seen again. Thirty years later we still laugh about it.

Defacqz · February 21st, 2014, 05:16 PM

I once was talked into going on a blind date with a so called mate who told me his girl and her sister were easy. Armed with a packet of Durex and a few bob we headed for the pub. Believe me my date was obviously easy as she was so ugly I blew one of the Durex up and told her shove it over her face! God was she ugly, the thought of waking up next to her gave me few sleepless nights!

February 21st, 2014, 02:36 PM	#1
sidebottom Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 28 Thanks: 46 Thanked 289 Times in 27 Posts	Dating / Sex fails you have done or witnessed Thought this would be a fun thread, just tell everyone about something you have done whilst dating / chatting up a girl / having sex / after sex that goes down as a big fail! I'll kick off with this one: Quite some time ago, I was on the beer in town with my mates (3 of us) and we met these 3 girls, we were getting on quite well and ended up sat on these sofas in a night club. To say we had a few drinks is an understatement, but anyway, somehow we ended up having a burping contest (I know ) and we each took it in turns to try and burp for as long as possible and as loud as possible.. Anyway, after doing this, my mate Jamie was the clear winner and one of the girls (cant remember her name) found it hilarious, he thought he had hit the formula so kept turning to her and burping, in return she giggled and found it hilarious. Anyway, he persisted, but alas it went wrong, the combination of crisps and the 11 pints took their toll, as he turned to her to try again, he looked a bit funny, took a gulp of air to aid the burp and then promptly vomitted all over her. And when I say vomit, I don't mean a little bit of sick, I mean like half a pints worth, dripping down her top. He couldn't apologise enough, and his attempts to dab her chest certainly did not help! Funnily enough we never saw them again!!!!! Whats your story????

February 21st, 2014, 03:01 PM	#2
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,128 Thanks: 21,227 Thanked 12,389 Times in 1,109 Posts	I witnessed an epic blind date fail once. My girlfriend and I, and our good friend (male and single) were visiting in my girlfriend's sister's city. The sister knew a girl acquaintance from college that was single, so she arranged for the girl acquaintance to meet the four of us at a nice bar. The girl showed up drunk, drunkenly babbled about how she wanted to find this other guy that night, then got up and staggered off, never to be seen again. Thirty years later we still laugh about it.

February 21st, 2014, 05:16 PM	#3
Defacqz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 253 Thanks: 2,606 Thanked 7,129 Times in 236 Posts	I once was talked into going on a blind date with a so called mate who told me his girl and her sister were easy. Armed with a packet of Durex and a few bob we headed for the pub. Believe me my date was obviously easy as she was so ugly I blew one of the Durex up and told her shove it over her face! God was she ugly, the thought of waking up next to her gave me few sleepless nights!