Why are all the human woman in the star wars galaxy small chested?

**gwhh** · January 21st, 2018, 07:27 PM

I have notice since day one. All the human woman in the star wars movie franchise are small chested.

Does the galaxy far, far, away have no large breasted female humans?? Does hyperspace cause woman to grow small breasts? If that true. Than its a dark time for sure! What are you ideas on this subject?

**BustyWomenLovr** · January 21st, 2018, 08:09 PM

Story goes Geo Lucas had Carrie Fisher strapped down chest-wise so she didn't jiggle. He thought the costumes would be distracting from story line if too much jiggle was going on. Perhaps that influenced casting in episodes since.

**Mal Hombre** · January 21st, 2018, 08:14 PM

Carrie's assets were taped down due to George's insistence that there was no lingerie in space..

**cginok** · January 21st, 2018, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BustyEscortLovr

Story goes Geo Lucas had Carrie Fisher strapped down chest-wise so she didn't jiggle. He thought the costumes would be distracting from story line if too much jiggle was going on. Perhaps that influenced casting in episodes since.

I've read that as well, several times. That's also why her outfit, in the first movie, was kinda baggy and non-shape showing. Lucas has said he was trying to hide her ummm assets because he wanted the focus to be on her not her body.

**SanteeFats** · January 21st, 2018, 11:14 PM

Ya'll got it wrong. The smaller the boobs the lower the pay.

**buttsie** · January 21st, 2018, 11:28 PM

Same reason its best actors were robots

Lucas wrote Star Wars for kids

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Originally Posted by SanteeFats

Ya'll got it wrong. The smaller the boobs the lower the pay.

Every kid wanted a light sabre toy - not a buxom barbie doll

Jenny48549 · January 22nd, 2018, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SanteeFats

Ya'll got it wrong. The smaller the boobs the lower the pay.

Actually y'all got it totally wrong.

We happen to be the women that are able to kick some butt when we need to.

**buttsie** · January 22nd, 2018, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BustyEscortLovr

Story goes Geo Lucas had Carrie Fisher strapped down chest-wise so she didn't jiggle. He thought the costumes would be distracting from story line if too much jiggle was going on. Perhaps that influenced casting in episodes since.

What might have been

XXX rated Amidala / Padme doll (naked & naughty)
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...39&postcount=8

MaxJoker · January 22nd, 2018, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SanteeFats

The smaller the boobs the lower the pay.

Then why am I still on minimum wage

**bowlinggreen** · January 22nd, 2018, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by buttsie

What might have been

XXX rated Amidala / Padme doll (naked & naughty)
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...39&postcount=8

I'd buy that doll.

I am sure there are a number of us here who had Star Wars action figures as children; out of curiosity, how many actually owned any of the Princess Leia figures? I didn't. Did that make us misogynistic little males, for wanting more storm troopers, instead of Leia in her hair buns and white dress?

As a child of nine or ten, I had some of the staple ones - Han Solo, Chewie, a couple of storm troopers, Darth Vader, Jawas and Tusken Raiders, Luke and Obi, R2-D2 and C-3PO, etc. I had a Land Speeder too - my parents never DID get me the Millennium Falcon I wanted so badly.

I had to settle for one of those hand-sized models of it - less than satisfactory.

As I recall, most of those toys were used up destructively, some were used for BB gun practice and others were burned up in fire wars when us kids discovered the joys of the childhood flame thrower, i.e. a can of old spray paint and a lighter.

What would some of those be worth now, if I had carefully saved them, and kept them in their original packaging, I wonder?

On the other hand, if I had been like that, I might have ended up like that 40 Year Old Virgin guy...

January 21st, 2018, 07:27 PM	#1
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BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,169 Times in 2,674 Posts	Story goes Geo Lucas had Carrie Fisher strapped down chest-wise so she didn't jiggle. He thought the costumes would be distracting from story line if too much jiggle was going on. Perhaps that influenced casting in episodes since. __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

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SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,766 Times in 60,861 Posts	Ya'll got it wrong. The smaller the boobs the lower the pay.