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December 25th, 2011, 03:45 PM | #21 |
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You typed Rohypnol very fast Mal. You must know a bit about it, or have some in your pocket.
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December 25th, 2011, 04:04 PM | #22 |
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December 25th, 2011, 04:11 PM | #23 |
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Like a rat up a drain spout and they say he's a tiger in bed
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December 25th, 2011, 04:51 PM | #24 |
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December 25th, 2011, 06:09 PM | #25 |
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He's off line and no doubt up to something in his love den. Thank god the neighbours are having a party.
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December 26th, 2011, 07:24 PM | #26 |
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What can I say except that it's all true.....
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January 2nd, 2012, 07:03 AM | #27 |
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I knew a girl who was the proud owner of two Great Dane dogs. We got carried away one night and were bumping uglies when one of the dogs stuck it's very cold nose right into the crack of my arse. The cold made me giggle and the fact that this brute could have ruined my fun for the rest of my life made me very afraid.
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January 2nd, 2012, 07:26 AM | #28 |
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Warren - you promised me that you would never show anyone that photo!
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January 2nd, 2012, 07:32 PM | #29 |
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Not myself but a story told to me, a mate whos a fireman called to an emergency. Guy had a hertatack whilst playing with his lady. Well hes a big guy(fat) and hes on top crushing his much smaller partner. Only way is cut the top of the car. Well this they do and shes crying all the time, my mate says its ok youre guy will be ok, yes but what am I going to tell my husband, he loves this car. Mercades S class turned from salon to a cabro. True story.
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January 2nd, 2012, 10:10 PM | #30 |
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We broke the bed. She was... bigger than me (BBW as they may say these days) and wanted to lie on the bed with feet on floor while I knelt and rammed her. We didn't know that the bed was in two sections, and she was writhing rather excitedly... when the castor gave way, and there is one bowed bed.... we finished on the floor... and finished off...
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