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December 20th, 2016, 11:37 PM | #3231 | |
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I wish I could accurately predict next week's lottery numbers...
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December 20th, 2016, 11:46 PM | #3232 |
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Granted; but the mansion is near where I live and the weather is so cold you cant afford to heat the place. The 20 bedrooms turn into 20 freezers and you and the bunnies all have to congregate in the same room to share body heat. As in all other cases when more than 3 women get together for any length of time they come to the conclusion that everything must be a mans fault. You being the only man around become the defacto punchingbag. I hear your screams of despair from my place but am unable to come to your aid due to the unplowed driveway leading to your mansion. We all mourn your passing. (Hat off, over heart.)
I wish I still had the strength and stamina that I had in my prime but the caution and experience I have now.
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December 21st, 2016, 05:01 AM | #3233 | |
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December 21st, 2016, 07:20 PM | #3234 | |
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I wish winter would end with Christmas. |
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December 21st, 2016, 10:48 PM | #3235 | |
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I wish had a bottle of rum, which when any is poured, magically refills itself (with the same type of rum).
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December 22nd, 2016, 02:24 AM | #3236 |
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Wish granted, but that bottle of rum once belonged to Blackbeard, and it has a strange effect upon those who tipple from it.
One day after a long tippling session, your neighbor comes over and asks to borrow your cordless drill, and you run him through with a garden sickle for no particular reason. Howling "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" you then proceed to wander downtown all covered in blood and plunder the first bank you come across. The police catch up to you on the river, where you are staring blearily at the piles of cash you have stolen and muttering "where are the damned doubloons?" in a rowboat you stole from a fisherman after decapitating him. They decide you are much too dangerous to take alive and hose you with M-16 fire. Your riddled corpse and the splintered rowboat sink down to Davey Jones' locker. I wish for someone to invent a holographic memory card, which can hold 50 terabytes of porn, is half the size of a credit card, and only costs 3.99 each.
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December 22nd, 2016, 05:57 PM | #3237 | |
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December 22nd, 2016, 06:05 PM | #3238 |
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Granted. But as a White Wizard you go asking Saroumane what to do .
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December 22nd, 2016, 09:26 PM | #3239 | |
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December 23rd, 2016, 02:25 PM | #3240 | |
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I wish for peace and love. (I'm asking for it...)
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