Why are all the human woman in the star wars galaxy small chested?

[AmateurEmale]

My theory is that Natalie Portman (aka. Padme Amidala) is small-chested because she's vegetarian in real life.

For a Jewish bride, I prefer Eden Mor to Padme Amidala...

[bowlinggreen]

Originally Posted by AmateurEmale

My theory is that Natalie Portman (aka. Padme Amidala) is small-chested because she's vegetarian in real life.

For a Jewish bride, I prefer Eden Mor to Padme Amidala...

Eden's tits are so huge they are grotesque.

I'll take a woman with small springy breasts any day over that. Even bee stings.

I'd certainly get on top of Natalie first, even if she was shaved bald all the time.

[brk549]

In zero gravity their tits would have kept getting in their eyes.

[bowlinggreen]

Originally Posted by brk549

In zero gravity their tits would have kept getting in their eyes.

Well, yeah, but all of those star wars ships have floor-gravity fields. I don't recall ever seeing anyone floating about in zero-gee, not in the original movies anyway. Perhaps my memory fails me?

They DID sex Princess Leia up pretty good for her Jabba the Hut scene, that was hardly a thing for the kiddies. So the no-tits things makes little sense from a morality point of view, IMHO.

[AmateurEmale]

@bowlinggreen: How dare you slander my Jewish bride...

She has sexy, huge, pendulous boobs, with the biggest nipples I've ever seen. She looks even breastier than Micky Bells when she was pregnant or postpartum. She might even look that way without ever having been pregnant; her bio said that the women in her family all have big boobs, making them like the voluptuous Delilah of the Old Testament.

Eden Mor even has a beautiful mole pattern started on her upper torso, and her "dirty blonde" makeover and hairstyle make her look like a pornstar version of Gisele Bundchen.

I feel like Sheriff Tom Brady taking such a beautiful courtesan into my custody... )

[bowlinggreen]

Originally Posted by AmateurEmale

@bowlinggreen: How dare you slander my Jewish bride...

She has sexy, huge, pendulous boobs, with the biggest nipples I've ever seen. She looks even breastier than Micky Bells when she was pregnant or postpartum. She might even look that way without ever having been pregnant; her bio said that the women in her family all have big boobs, making them like the voluptuous Delilah of the Old Testament.

Eden Mor even has a beautiful mole pattern started on her upper torso, and her "dirty blonde" makeover and hairstyle make her look like a pornstar version of Gisele Bundchen.

I feel like Sheriff Tom Brady taking such a beautiful courtesan into my custody... )

I wouldn't presume to slander your Eden, to each his own. I just prefer smaller, springier perky breasts.

Check out Viktoria Kulikova or Alisa, a model from MPL - now those are some good titties.

[AmateurEmale]

@bowlinggreeen: Thank you for your response. A little debate is "Warranted" sometimes.

Eden Mor is a sexy girl, and certainly the fullest-figured Israeli model I have ever seen. The only two things anyone could ever dislike about her (or that I might like about her) are based on Old Testament stereotypes of Israeli women: She's a temptress, and she'll do anything for money?!

[gwhh]

Maybe all the artificial gravity on the star ships and space stations make them grow smaller but very perky.

OR

It was a dark time in the galaxy.