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Old August 23rd, 2014, 08:14 PM   #1201
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She often hangs an emergency spare house key there too!
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Old August 23rd, 2014, 08:21 PM   #1202
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I can understand your apprehension dear,
I wouldn't swim in that shitty brown water either!

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You've heard of Hootie and The Blowfish ...

Now presenting Hoochie-Koo and The Nude-Niks






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Bitch, please! Can you just STFU for two minutes? Seriously!
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Damn, I have to tape that awesome fart.
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Stop! This backyard party is by invitation only, let me see yours! Woof!
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