What's your favourite porn uniform? - Page 8

TheDogThatDidntBark · October 15th, 2009, 08:32 AM

PA/Secretary. There's a reason only-secretaries.com exists

**blondifan** · October 15th, 2009, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecsm

... One of the first porn films I ever bought (from a little shop in Kings Cross) started off with a funeral - at the wake there was a fair amount of shagging of the widow, all dressed in black including stockings and suspenders.....

Nina Hartley did an anal scene as a widow, in the eighties that was very memorable in "Offertes A Tout".
I believe it's posted on the Nina Hartley thread.

Hillsangelfan · October 19th, 2009, 09:14 AM

1 Bodystocking
2 body glitter
3 Heavy make-up
4 see-through top/bottom
5 Mud/food/paint

Who'd guess I grew up with Benny Hill and Tiswas?

doc sunggles · October 19th, 2009, 10:06 AM

not sure if it counts but see theu tops with no bra i find amazing especially if they act like like they arnt showing anything with short skirts and heels too

**anklebiter** · October 19th, 2009, 05:11 PM

I'm a sucker for white nylons/pantyhose. MRS. Anklebiter is a nurse,but sadly, it's always scrubs. Every once in a while she will "dress proper" to indulge me....
White thigh highs, super long heels, and her nurse hat. LOL, they are having a Halloween party where she works,for patients and staff, and I suggested she go as the sexy nurse. No way, the old farts would keel over.Stupid ethics, I think they would LOVE it, but she thinks they would love it too much

jtath · October 20th, 2009, 10:52 AM

how about her birthday suit :P

**Oluf Sand** · November 9th, 2009, 06:01 PM

Police
Army/Marine/Navy
Nun
Stewardess

Biorgium · November 17th, 2009, 04:19 AM

Haven't seen anyone post "Construction Babe" as a uniform theme yet. Sexy looking women doing non-traditional jobs like construction, cop, truckdriver etc turn me on. I like pics that look somewhat believable, not the goofy ones that are usually done with highheels and short-shorts etc.

Actually haven't yet seen any photos that perfectly match my fantasy Construction Babe yet. (The pics above aren't quite right but are in the ballpark anyway.) In my mind she is NOT a dumb bimbo but is a strong and skilled-looking tradeswoman. She wears jeans that show off her awesome ass just right, a toolbelt and hardhat, boots and gloves. Dark hair in a ponytail maybe, just a bit of makeup.

ffox · November 17th, 2009, 05:24 AM

Another vote for "just about anything as long as it's reasonably authentic". (Cheesy budget sex shop style outfits do nothing for me. ) And also for period stuff even if it's not strictly uniform. I think my personal favourite would be the old-fashioned nurse complete with long skirt and starched apron. The more there is to take of the more fun you're going to have, right?

spoonman2 · November 17th, 2009, 10:32 AM

I voted for nurse, but I am very much in tune with the "nude with a nice bush" faction here

But if it's uniforms, I differ from ffox, in that I really rather like those tacky PVC utterly unauthentic things, I think mainly because they're so tacky and cheesy, heh. But they do say unequivocally, "I'm wearing this thing just for sex and for no other reason", which is very sexy in itself. If a nurse uniform is too authentic it starts associating one with nasty things done with thermometers, bedpans and illness. So I think my ideal is a partner who starts off with a tacky PVC fake uniform, then rapidly proceeds to full nudity and a nice bush

View Poll Results: What's your favourite uniform for porn actresses to perform in?
Bride	314	13.31%
Cheerleader	109	4.62%
French Maid	521	22.08%
Girl Guide/Girl Scout	59	2.50%
Nun	232	9.83%
Nurse	391	16.57%
Schoolgirl (American-style)	79	3.35%
Schoolgirl (British-style)	468	19.83%
Schoolgirl (Japanese-style)	86	3.64%
Waitress	101	4.28%
Voters: 2360. You may not vote on this poll

November 17th, 2009, 04:19 AM	#78
Biorgium Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Pacific Canada Posts: 174 Thanks: 722 Thanked 1,956 Times in 176 Posts	Haven't seen anyone post "Construction Babe" as a uniform theme yet. Sexy looking women doing non-traditional jobs like construction, cop, truckdriver etc turn me on. I like pics that look somewhat believable, not the goofy ones that are usually done with highheels and short-shorts etc. Actually haven't yet seen any photos that perfectly match my fantasy Construction Babe yet. (The pics above aren't quite right but are in the ballpark anyway.) In my mind she is NOT a dumb bimbo but is a strong and skilled-looking tradeswoman. She wears jeans that show off her awesome ass just right, a toolbelt and hardhat, boots and gloves. Dark hair in a ponytail maybe, just a bit of makeup. __________________ Be happy with what you have to be happy with...(and do cum often!) To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 15th, 2009, 08:32 AM	#71
TheDogThatDidntBark Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 142 Thanks: 6,765 Thanked 1,093 Times in 130 Posts	PA/Secretary. There's a reason only-secretaries.com exists

October 19th, 2009, 09:14 AM	#73
Hillsangelfan Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4 Thanks: 567 Thanked 29 Times in 4 Posts	1 Bodystocking 2 body glitter 3 Heavy make-up 4 see-through top/bottom 5 Mud/food/paint Who'd guess I grew up with Benny Hill and Tiswas?

October 19th, 2009, 10:06 AM	#74
doc sunggles Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 75 Thanks: 548 Thanked 493 Times in 72 Posts	not sure if it counts but see theu tops with no bra i find amazing especially if they act like like they arnt showing anything with short skirts and heels too

October 19th, 2009, 05:11 PM	#75
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	I'm a sucker for white nylons/pantyhose. MRS. Anklebiter is a nurse,but sadly, it's always scrubs. Every once in a while she will "dress proper" to indulge me.... White thigh highs, super long heels, and her nurse hat. LOL, they are having a Halloween party where she works,for patients and staff, and I suggested she go as the sexy nurse. No way, the old farts would keel over.Stupid ethics, I think they would LOVE it, but she thinks they would love it too much

October 20th, 2009, 10:52 AM	#76
jtath Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 12 Thanks: 7 Thanked 59 Times in 12 Posts	how about her birthday suit :P

November 9th, 2009, 06:01 PM	#77
Oluf Sand Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Scandinavia Posts: 407 Thanks: 5,852 Thanked 9,369 Times in 404 Posts	Police Army/Marine/Navy Nun Stewardess

November 17th, 2009, 05:24 AM	#79
ffox Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 11 Thanks: 815 Thanked 63 Times in 10 Posts	Another vote for "just about anything as long as it's reasonably authentic". (Cheesy budget sex shop style outfits do nothing for me. ) And also for period stuff even if it's not strictly uniform. I think my personal favourite would be the old-fashioned nurse complete with long skirt and starched apron. The more there is to take of the more fun you're going to have, right?

November 17th, 2009, 10:32 AM	#80
spoonman2 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 127 Thanks: 904 Thanked 1,640 Times in 114 Posts	I voted for nurse, but I am very much in tune with the "nude with a nice bush" faction here But if it's uniforms, I differ from ffox, in that I really rather like those tacky PVC utterly unauthentic things, I think mainly because they're so tacky and cheesy, heh. But they do say unequivocally, "I'm wearing this thing just for sex and for no other reason", which is very sexy in itself. If a nurse uniform is too authentic it starts associating one with nasty things done with thermometers, bedpans and illness. So I think my ideal is a partner who starts off with a tacky PVC fake uniform, then rapidly proceeds to full nudity and a nice bush